"H-huh? Where am I? There's someone here with me. Who could it be?"
Silence, young one.
"Who are you?"
I am the one they call Xerneas. This is Yveltal.
Hello. We will ask you some questions. Answer them honestly.
"Okay..."
First question. Everyone at school is talking about this great new book, but it's big and long.
"Of course I get it! They say it's great!"
Interesting.
Second question. Spring, Summer, Autumn or Winter... Which do you like best?
"Spring, the season of buds and blooms!"
All right then.
Third question. All right! Holiday time at last! What sort of music fits your mood?
"I'm in the mood to sing in a chorus with friends."
Mmm hmm.
Fourth and last question. Would you like a cool partner or a cute partner?
"I'd like a cool partner."
Okay. You will be...
The Pokemon Chikorita! Do you like this Pokemon?
"Yeah, sure. I'll have it. Wait, I'll BE a-"
Okay then. Time for you to head to the Pokemon world.
You are now Chikorita, the Leaf Pokemon.
"Okay then. I'll go..."
Wait! In the Pokemon World, disasters are afoot. Are you sure?
"Yeah, ok."
Well then! Xerneas and Yveltal, you have found me a good human to save the world.
"Who's that?"
That is Arceus. He is our-no. We cannot get distracted. Yveltal, help me bring this Chikorita through the portal.
Nnngh! Argh! Ugh... Heh heh heh...
Yveltal! Don't whip the Pokemon away! Now she has a scar over her face! Give her to me! I'll throw you through the Portal. Ready? Three, two, one, go!
"Yearghh!"
