''Damn it'', I sighed. Butters have been ignoring me ever since I accidentally threw a shuriken star into his right eye. I tried talking to him about but failed in numerous attempts, so today I thought of tricking him into talking to me. How? Fake a love letter.

Butters

Oh hamburgers! A pink envelope fell down from my locker. Picked it up and to my surprise, it's a love letter. I was so shocked! Who the hell would give a love letter to me?!

''Um, Butters? Are you o-okay? Your face is as red as a tomato,'' Tweek asked me ''Whoa what? I-I am?'' I replied back ''Um yeah right Butters! What is that you're holding?'' Stan shouted at me,''Wait a minute. You-you guys, Butters has a...a LOVE LETTER?!''.

After hearing Stan's message, everyone stopped doing what they were doing before to turn around and look.

''Whoa, whoa, UP! Are you sure?'' Cartman ranted, ''Holy shit dude, Butters..Good luck.''

After school I waited outside as the love letter told me to, Oh hamburgers who will it be? Someone tapped my right shoulder.

''There you are, Butters!'' A voice behind me said, the voice kind of sounded like…Kenny...Wait a minute. K-KENNY?!

Kenny

I panted and panted, I then managed to catch my breath.

''B-Butters, I'm really, really sorry I threw a shuriken into your right eye. Please forgive me and please stop avoiding me,'' I said, ''I wasn't avoiding you because of that Kenny,'' he admitted, ''Then why, why were you avoiding me?'' I replied in a sad tone, ''I-It's…It's because…I-I…I love you...'' Butters confessed, he was almost as red as a tomato by now.

I blushed heavily after his confession. I didn't know he was feeling like this towards me and I was being a douche bag forcing him to talk to me. I felt so guilty yet bashful.

Butters

Oh boy! Why did I say that! He might hate me now! Oh no! Wait I still might have a he's opening he's mouth. What is he going to say?

''Uh…Butters…I-I love y-you t-too.'' He confessed to me, blushing heavily.

I was totally heating up right now! H-he loves me too?! Oh hamburgers! Before I was even about to say anything, Kenny pressed his lips onto mine, WE WERE KISSING OUTSIDE SCHOOL, IN PUBLIC.

A few months later rumors about me and Kenny dating was going 'round the school, it didn't really matter because they were all true.

THE END