1st Period
Eric Forman POV
"Bye Donna", I kiss my girlfriend on the cheek then head to my math class. My best friend Kelso would be following me, but he decided to spend a few minutes with Pam Macy before class. Kelso would be failing math by now if he didn't spend five minutes after math with Mrs. Thompson "tutoring". As I'm walking down the hallway I see Rick Toms. The famous quarter back on his way to football practice, 'Oh great I wonder which it will be today the shoulder shove or the loser cough' I thought to myself. While I was approaching him it seemed like he was getting ready for the shoulder shove. As expected Rick shoves my shoulder when I walk past. He put in a bit more effort than usual today making my backpack fall of the one shoulder it was hanging from. He must have tried to make a move on Donna and she rejected him. I recollect my items then keep walking. Stuff like this happens to me most of the time, usually because people are jealous that I'm the one dating Donna. I wonder if Donna knows that people give me crap just because I got lucky enough to attract the red headed beauty.
As I was approaching the door to my class room I see Kelso go inside. It is kind of weird him actually being on time today. Walking in there are people sitting on desks chatting and throwing paper balls at each other. I take my usual seat in front of Kelso. "Eric, man, something's up; Pam just passed up some frenching to actually get to class on time. Something about being sent to detention if she got another tardy."
"Kelso have you ever thought that maybe she can't get out of trouble as easily as you can?" My friend gave a confused look practically asking me to explain. "Considering most the teachers hear are women." Unfortunately he was still confused as to what I was saying. "Kelso, you get out of trouble by frenching teachers; Pam is a girl. She cannot french teachers because most of them are not willing." Then Kelso's face suddenly lit up finally understanding what Eric had been trying to explain. "So you're saying Pam can't french to get outta trouble! I get it now." Eric turned back around in his chair to face forward. Not too long after the teacher came in and the class quieted down.
Ten Minutes into class, Eric couldn't help but to notice Lucy Bate staring at him. Apparently Kelso had noticed too because just then a crumbled piece of paper fell on my desk. "Dude have you noticed Lucy Bate has been staring at you for the past five minutes?" Eric scribbled a yes then crumbled the paper again nonchalantly tossing it behind him. Not too long the paper landed on Eric's desk again. "Dude, I think there is a prank in the midst here. Oh! Did you notice Lucy's ass got bigger over the weekend?" I sighed crumbled the paper without answering and tosses it back for Kelso to throw away. With my luck Mrs. Thompson decides to turn around at that very moment. She walks over to our two desks with a mean look on her face. "Well I wonder if Michael and Eric's conversation over here is much more interesting than actually learning."
"I bet so", someone muttered. Ignoring the kid Mrs. Thompson grabs the crumbled paper and does the cruelest thing a teacher could do. She reads it aloud. Kelso and I are pretty much starring at our desks throughout the torture, and when she got to the last sentence I knew how Luke Skywalker felt when he had his arm cut off. Putting emphasis on the word ass she started to crumble the paper. The class burst out in laughter. I decided not to do anything to get myself any more attention.
