A/N – This had no purpose whatsoever. But I after watching A Scandal in Belgravia I thought I'd write a silly little drabble about pirate!Sherlock. Sorry. I couldn't resist. I know it's rather late considering, but oh well. I hope you enjoy. And I know it doesn't make any sense, but there's only so much you can do with 100 words. I tend to be quite adamant that my drabbles are 100 words precisely.

ChaseAwayMyFears

'Sherlock? Are you here?' John called. He walked into the kitchen and found it as empty as the living room. 'Sherlock, where are you?' He tried again.

Suddenly, he heard a loud BANG from Sherlock's room, as if something had fallen over, proceeded by a string of colourful expletives. John couldn't help but smile.

He tapped his knuckled on the door, walking in, his smile faltering, eyebrows shooting up.

Sherlock was in a pirate's attire, sword and everything. He grinned when he saw John, jumping up, ignoring his protesting ankle. 'Ahoy, matey.'

'Sherlock, stop.' John couldn't stop laughing. 'You muppet.'