This comes to you from the mind of a mindless senior whose state of depression can only be overcame by fanfictioning (is that even a word ) , doesn't matter Writers make up words , and I am a writer ? or is it fanfictioner ? maybe it's a wannabe , a troll , an otaku , well come up with your own Label and enjoy or hate this Liar Game X Gintama
Disclaimer : I do not own Gintama , Liar Game , Bleach , Bakuman or anyother manga's or manga scenes that are mentioned here
"Oi , Shinpachi , what day is it ?" Gintoki said while looking at a peace of paper and picking his nose .
Shinpachi never lifted his eye off the magazine he was reading saying " Gin-San there are many normal thing normal people do everyday , going to the bathroom , throwing up after Sake , evading your sister's cooking , evading a certain china girl undressing , evading boogers flying away , evading mayonnaise , trying not to …. "
Gin-San interrupted him by saying " Oi this is a 20 minutes show including commercials , if this drags on Katsura will have to make an appearance since he doesn't get paid every time we call his name wrong "
Shinchan : "right and I heard he's got a new bomb from planet bombing for fools , well anyways back to my original point , Gin-San do you know what's the most normal things of all the normal things in this world ?
Gin-San : "Oh…that sentence was so wrong besides whose teaching you about normal things , that must be a one crazy guy coco-coco " Gin-San said this while pointing a whirling finger at his forehead .
Shinpachi replied while still keeping his eyes of the magazine : " that's you and to complete my original point that's EYESIGHT , Eyesight Gin-san do you know what that is ?" , Shinpachi then threw the magazine in the air and got up screaming " It's the ability to see the date and day on the calendar you are reading " , Shinpachi then adjusted his glasses and got back to reading the latest on otsuu-chan
"Shiiiiiinpaaaaachi , that's the idiots way of thinking , what the big boys in the government want you to think , how am I supposed to know which day and date if I don't even know what month am I in ? "Gintoki then laughed in Victory laying his back on the chair .
Shinpachi then got up , heading out but before opening the door he said in a calm voice , putting two fingers on his glasses , yes Shinpachi's dark aura appeared and then suddenly this came out of his mouth "the date IS CIRCLED "
Gintoki then looked at the calendar and said "oi , he's right " and it was followed by "OI Oi Oi it's SUNDAY , time for shounen jump , I wonder if Ashorigi Muto Got their anime , and I know who Tobi is "Muahahahah" , Gintoki looked around and said "it's a naruto clone " , Kishimoto-sensei I've got you all figured out ".
Gintoki hurried to his Vespa , kicking Sadaharu in the nuts to get his precious Shounen Jump , Gintoki then saw Katsura walking down the street hitch hiking with Elizabeth , Gintoki then though " his terrorist head quarters is just a block from here , is he an idiot ?" , while Gintoki began laughing at this thought , Suddenly Everything seemed to go Dark , Gintoki had lost conciseness .
Oi WHERE AM I ? DID THIS HAPPEN BEFORE ? , AM I DEAD ? , ARE SHINIGAMI HERE ? ARE SHINIGAMI HERE ? ANYONE BUT KINPACHI , MAYBE MATSOMOTO SHE'S KIND OF CUTE , BUT SAKURA CAN BLOW HER IN A SECOND … while Gin-Chan was suffering from shounen Jump withdrawal , while his eyes were adjusting to the dark , he heard a strange voice saying :
"WELCOME TO THE LIAR GAME , YOU ARE ONE AMONGST OTHERS , YOU ARE NOW ONE ENTITY , YET YOU ARE SO DIFFERENT , YOU ARE BEING KIDNAPPED , YOU WILL BE TORTURED BUT MOST OF ALL YOU WILL BE …. *cough* MARRYING YOUR INTELLECTUAL PARTNER BY THE END OF THIS TOURNAMENT "
Gintoki's Two times "Are Shinigami here ?" was intended , so were the capped letters .
Ashirogi Muto are a manga writer/illustrator team from Bakuman whose dream is to get an anime .
Matsomotu is Rangiku Matsomotu from Bleach , Vice captain to the 12th Division , Kinpachi is the captain for the 11th Division , Sakura is the heroine in the manga "Naruto" .
Now hate me , detest me and when you have enough hate in your heart Review me "NarutoxFH99 Quote " , now if you like this TAKE A POTATO CHIP AND EAT IT "Deathnote X FH99 Quote then come back here and give me one hell of a review , if you opened this page and didn't even bother to read it , then you are probably not even reading this , in this situation I must use my Telepathy ability to get you to read this .
now before I conclude this first chapter what exactly made you read this fanfiction ? was it your own free will ? or was it me Brain Washing you ? , lots to tthink about before going to bed .
