The Purrrfect – Hit.
The Green Arrow stands at the Bar. Seventies disco blares out of the pulsating black speakers in the corners of the room. The Green Arrow fits into the costumed crowd. There are Star Wars characters and every character out of the DC universe.
The Green Arrow sips his orange juice.
A lady in a cat suit walks up to him.
CATWOMAN
Wow, you are a real straight arrow!
GREEN ARROW
I shoot straight.
CATWOMAN
You are telling me your preferences alreadyI don't even know you.
GREEN ARROW
I don't know you either; make sure the door doesn't hit you in the tail on your way out.
Catwoman swings her tail; she turns her head to the side and winks at the Green Arrow.
Catwoman walks her way into the ladies bathroom. She brings out from her black leather handbag her hello kitty phone.
A woman dressed as Wonder Woman walks past her in the bathroom. Catwoman keeps an eye on her.
Catwoman punches her long feline fingernails into the keypad.
CATWOMAN
He's here. One million okay.
Catwoman nods and hangs up the phone. Catwoman swings her hips. She struts out, back inside the club. A clubber comes towards her. Dressed as Batman. He stands In front of her and does the Bat – Toosie. The famous dance from the camp television series.
Catwoman brushes his aside. She places her body against a marble column. She rips out a bamboo tube.
A patron comes up to her. Dressed as Martian Manhunter.
Costumed Manhunter
Hey can I have a toot.
CATWOMAN
It's not toot, moron.
COSTUMED MANHUNTER
Hey well save it for the bathroom.
The patron taps a girl on the shoulder. Catwoman goes back to the cover of the column. She puts the bamboo tube close to her mouth. She loads a dart with a red feather at the base. She fires it at the Green Arrow.
The Green Arrow slaps his neck; his fingers touch the dart hanging from his neck. He pulls it out and collapses.
Catwoman gets thrown over the bar. The real Green Arrow is standing there. He jumps on the bar. He pulls out his metal bow. The clubbers dancing. The girls still drinking. The bar staff jump over the bar.
Catwoman crawls on the ground. Green Arrow pulls a silver tipped arrow from his quiver. The bow creaks. The strong arms holding the tension of the bow.
The Green Arrow shoots the arrow. It lands in between the catwoman's legs. Blue smoke pours out of the base of the arrow.
Catwoman leaps to the bar. Glasses scatter and smash on the ground. The Catwoman draws her whip and cracks it over head. The blue smoke whiffs in front of her mouth. Catwoman drops the whip and collapses on the ground.
GREEN ARROW
Get your beauty sleep. Stay in bed one month.
