One day, Dib suddenly decided "Screw humanity! I'm going to make love to Zim even though I'm 11 years old and hate him because well, you know... I'm angsty and hormonal like the teenager writing this fic! )"

Meanwhile as Dib got dumber, Zim suddenly became a genius, or at least smart enough to feel empathy for Dib. He also had reproductive organs. Yay for reproductive organs! dances erotically

After Dib decided he was gay and Zim decided he was unique from other Irkens and had emotions too, they had sex. That scene was more descriptive than the rest of the fic and took up three whole chapters. WOW!

After a while of having sex, Zim burst into flames because Dib's body has water in it. Zim set the sheets on fire and rolled off of the bed, screaming. Darn, that.

Dib jumped out of the bed and didn't know what to do, thus faltering. He does that.

Firemen happened to be nearby and arrived shortly. They sprayed Zim with a hose, making the fire worse. Zim burned to death and made the room smell bad. (

Dib, without anything better to do than go back to his old ways, turned Zim in after that and was happy that it wasn't a total loss. THE END!