Hey guys! d0m again lol, okay. New story! Its about Mordecai and Margaret... Margaret starts to date the wrong person. RATED M FOR SEXUAL CONTENT, DRUGS, ABUSE AND VIOLENCE! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

It was a bright September morning... Mordecai and his friend, Rigby were at the coffee shop. Mordecai saw the love of his life pop out form the back of the coffee shop, Margaret was her name.

"Hey Margaret!" The blue jay yelled at the cardinal

After months of waiting... Mordecai was going to ask Margaret out, but just before he did, the door slammed open to reveal a white ostrich in a red hoodie...Jeremy was his name.

"Hey babe, ready for our date tonight?" Jeremy said to Margaret

"Oh yea, Mordecai. This is my new boyfriend, Jeremy" Margaret said

Mordecai was heart broken at what he heard

"Whos this dweeb?" The ostrich said

"Jeremy, ugh. Hes not a dweeb!" Margaret glared

"Whatever, come on lets go get some pizza, babe" Jeremy said as grabbing Margarets hand, almost forcing her to leave the coffee shop

"Bye, Mordecai..." She said with a bit of sadness in her voice

Mordecai went home right after and locked himself in his room. He wanted to slit the stupid ostriches throat

"Mordecai dude, come out please!" Rigby said thru the door to their room

"What the hell do you want Rigby?" Mordecai said while opening the door

"Look, i know you're still mad about Margaret, but i dont know if it will make you feel any better but, you wanna walk around town and get some wings? On me?" The racoon responded

"Ugh... Fine i guess, if it will get my mind of Margaret..."

"Thats the spirit!" Rigby said

After a 10 minutes of walking... Mordecai and Rigby saw Margaret and Jeremy walking too. Margaret and Heremy didnt relize Mordecai and Rigby walking behind them. And Mordecai looked at Jeremy... To only see his hand go and spank Margaret's butt. Margaret freaked out and pushed Jeremy away, only for the ostrich to force himself back onto grabbing her waist, and Mordecai even saw him trying to reach for her breast. He wanted to do something but couldnt find the nerve to do it

"I think that Jeremy guy is bad news..." Mordecai said to rigby

Man, chapter 1 and Jeremy is already a douche.