The leaves crunched as Keiko and her two friends Fookyu and Fookmi walked on either side of her. It was their third day of school and the hot summer air was slowly getting replaced by crisp autumn breeze. The three girls were planning on meeting Yusuke, Kurama, Hiei and Kazuma at Keiko's parent's Ramen House.

"Hey, look, the sun's so bright. Here, I know a shortcut that's cool and dark so we get to the Ramen House faster," Keiko suggested, leading the two girls into a very dark, ominous alleyway, which was rather odd and somewhat suspicious considering it was a bright, sunny afternoon.

Keiko's friend, Fookyu, frowned at the alleyway as her sister, Fookmi huddled close to her for protection. The two of them followed Keiko into the alleyway, pushing aside their doubts and fears about it. Keiko heard something fall from her bag and she scanned the ground around her for it, but she didn't see whatever was missing.

"Hey guys, I think I dropped something. I need to look for it, but you can just go ahead without me."

"All right," Fookmi said uncertainly as she and her sister took slow steps further into the alley. Suddenly, two figures jumped down from a rooftop up above the alley and attacked the twin sisters before they could do anything. Suddenly, there was a small flash of light and the two girls who attacked Fookmi and Fookyu were gone. The twins got up and rubbed their heads as Keiko exclaimed,

"Found it!" She held up a small tube of 99ยข lip-gloss. What a cheap ass. "Something wrong?" Keiko inquired, noticing her friends were rubbing their heads and looking down at themselves in a confused way.

"No, we're fine," Fookyu said in a tone that was not very convincing.

"God, could she have uglier friends?" Fookmi muttered to her sister, hoping Keiko wouldn't hear her.

"Okay, well, come on, we need to meet them in five minutes," Keiko said, checking her watch as she hurried up in front of the twins.

Making sure to keep out of earshot, the twin with the most malicious facial expression whispered to the other, "Let's just hope she leads us to the right people. Remember, our objective is to knock the three of them out and kill Yusuke. We're just using Keiko to lead us, but we need to dispose of her as soon as possible so as to make our job easier."

"Right," the twin known as Fookmi whispered. "Oh, and Jana?"

"Yes?"

"How long are we going to be in these putrid adolescent bodies?"

"Aw, Yukiji, give it a rest. This can wait to AFTER we finish the job."

"Come on, you two, you're lagging behind!" Keiko shouted over her shoulder. In response the twins hurried toward the leader and within seconds they were at the Ramen House.

The bell of the Ramen House door dinged as the trio walked into the store, causing the group of four males to look up.

"Hi!" Kuwabara said, waving stupidly at Fookyu. He had grown to have a slight crush on Keiko's friend, even though she looked exactly like her twin sister.

Fookyu and Fookmi looked bemused while Keiko rushed over to Yusuke and kissed him on the cheek.

Kurama stood up suddenly, alarming something deep and instinctive in Fookmi's subconscious: it was her signal to preemptively strike. She ran up to Kurama and kicked him in the nuts, causing him to bend over in pain.

"What the--hell--was that for?!" Kurama panted, gasping for air as he nursed his boolsek.

Fookyu nodded knowingly to her sister and took the ice shard from her leg, holding it above her head and shouting, "ICE FIRE LIGHTNING KITSUNE NEKO SUPER SAIYAN THREE YOUKAI POWERS...ACTIVATE!"

A cloud of ice and sparkles crept rapidly across the room, causing Kuwabara to freeze and Hiei to freeze as well, but not for long. He used his spirit energy to unfreeze himself and then he lunged for Fookmi. Luckily, Fookmi saw him coming, and pulled out her Final-Fantasy-Brotherhood-Tetsaiga-All-Powerful-I'm-going-to-kick-your-ass-kind-of-almighty katana that she had inherited from her squirrel demon father, which is entirely realistic because it's common knowledge that squirrels like to run around carrying godly swords that are 3948545894 times bigger and heavier than they are. She ran at Hiei with similar speed and the two clashed katana and began an epic battle of two master sword wielders.

Meanwhile, Kurama took his rosewhip out of god knows where and aimed it towards Fookyu. She saw it just in time and dodged it. She used her powers to make a pillar of ice appear under Kurama. He went up into the air with the pillar. Fookyu then made the pillar disappear and Kurama came crashing down with a sickening thud. Fookyu watched him struggle to get up, and then fall back down. She was sure that he was unconscious, not dead.

Yusuke had been over at Kuwabara's frozen form the whole time, trying to unfreeze his friend and determine how long he would be able to survive in the ice block he was currently encased in. Now he noticed that Fookyu had taken down Kurama, and he aimed a blast from his spirit shotgun at her. She saw it coming, but she was not so lucky this time. The blast hit her square in the chest and she was knocked into a wall of the Ramen Shop. She fell to the ground and the pieces of the wall that the blast hit toppled over on top of her unconscious form. Hiei and Yusuke slowly approached each other as they studied the ruins of the battle.

"So what do you propose we do now, detective?" Hiei asked calmly as if this was an every day occurrence.

"Well, I should probably contact Koenma in Spirit World so he can deal with our attackers, and you should unfreeze Kuwabara, and then make sure Kurama stays all right until Botan gets here and is able to heal him," Yusuke said as he pulled out the compact that Botan had given him ages ago.

"Do I really have to unfreeze Kuwabara? I like him so much better as an ice sculpture. I think he would look nice in Genkai's living room, or perhaps in that park near here." Yusuke sweat dropped and regretfully informed Hiei that yes, he did have to unfreeze Kuwabara.

Moments later Koenma arrived with The Spirit World Special Defense Force. Yusuke glared at the defense force as they walked by and rushed over to the attackers. Both of them had changed. The bodies of Keiko's two brown-haired brown-eyed friends lay beside the bodies of two other girls. One girl had purple hair framing her face, while the rest of it was brown. She had ice blue eyes, though they were closed at the moment. She was wearing a black T-shirt, ripped jeans, and black tennis shoes. She was also wearing a necklace with a snowflake charm on it. The girl next to her had a rather odd appearance, seeing as how she was wearing only a green toga and had curly sun-bleached hair. Her eyes fluttered open briefly, revealing bright emerald-green eyes.

Everyone waited in silence as half the spirit defense squad was repairing the hole in the wall and wiping the memories of everyone who had witnessed the events, and the other half stood next to the spirit detectives and Koenma, who had gathered around the four unconscious girls. Eventually, the two who were not Keiko's friends awoke.

"Who are you and why did you attack my detectives?" Koenma inquired as soon as the girls sat up.

"Well..." the blue-eyed girl began.

"We came here to kill Yusuke. We're both Fire-Ice-Lightning-Earth-Kitsune-Neko-Vampire...Sheep demons who were thrown off their home island for being forbidden children JUST LIKE HIEI, which is why in chapter two Hiei and Kurama are going to fall hopelessly in love with us and our hyper gothicness," the green-eyed girl said. Everyone looked at her with confused expressions. Most of them were trying to figure out how someone could possibly be a Fire-Ice-Lightning-Earth-Kitsune-Neko-Vampire-Sheep-demon. The first girl spoke and interrupted their thoughts.

"She's only joking. We really are twins, though not identical, and we did come here to kill Yusuke."

"How did you take over the bodies of Keiko's friends?" Kurama inquired before anyone else could ask why they wanted to kill Yusuke.

"Simple," Yukiji said with a mischievous grin, her green eyes glinting. "We each hold our necklaces--"she held up a leaf-charmed necklace which up until now was concealed by her toga, "--and whisper our names along with the names of the people we wish to possess. There's a flash of light and then you're in their body."

Jana saw Hiei eyeing her own necklace skeptically and continued, "But it only works with your own talisman. And, naturally, only Petenshi gang members can own a talisman such as this." She looked stricken as soon as she realized she may have spoken too much. "I mean--"

"Forget it, demon, too late," Hiei said smugly.

"So, Koenma, what do we do with them?" Kurama asked, giving Jana the once-over.

"Well, we've captured these girls, why not use them to our advantage?" Turning to the newfound demons, he said, "You have two options: go to limbo or join our Spirit Detectives."

Yukiji mumbled something about "where he can stick his spirit detective" but Fookyu didn't laugh, she seemed to be thinking deeply about what Koenma had said. Finally, she said,

"We choose to join your 'Spirit Detectives.'"