A/N; Writing fanfic at two in the morning woot woot! Simply because it's New Years and I've got nothing better to do. Basically this is going to be a collection of one shots that all revolve around Jimmy and Cindy at college. Read, Review, Enjoy.

Disclaimer: I don't own Jimmy Neutron or any other trademarked items mentioned.


"YOU'RE my roommate?" A voice questioned angrily from behind eighteen year old Jimmy Neutron.

"It would appear so." He answered without turning away from his open suitcase. "How've you been Cindy?"

"How've I been? How have I been! That's seriously all you're going to say? You're not even going to acknowledge the fact that we're apparently going to be living together?" She screeched indignantly.

"I already knew." He replied calmly. "I had assumed you did too. Did admission not send you your room assignment?"

"Of course they sent it!" She pulled the paper out of her back pocket before continuing. "But it says here I'm rooming with Jamie Newton. I was under the impression that was a girl."

"May I?" He asked extending a hand for the paper. Reading it quickly he looked up at her with amusement in his eyes. "Cindy this says James I. Neutron. As in my full name James Issac Neutron. It seems you may have spilled a bit of -" He paused to sniff the paper quickly. "-chilli over the paper."

Cindy flushed, embarrassed before answering. "Well either way what were they thinking putting us together? Last I checked this school didn't offer coed bunking."

"It's a new development at the school. If you had read your handbook like I told you to you'd know that they're assigning roommates by GPA and productivity rates not by relationships or gender."

"For your information I did read my handbook-" He gave her a look. "Okay so I skimmed it so what? What logical college assigns roomies by intelligence? That's just weird."

"I don't understand what the big deal is." He said going back to unpacking. "You knew we were going to the same college and studying the same major. The chances of us running into each other were actually quite high. This situation just...sped up the inevitable if you will."

"Sped up the inevitable." She repeated. "So to you the inevitable was sharing a bathroom and fighting over who gets the last slice of pizza?"

"That's not exactly what I meant." He turned to face her, crossing his arms over his chest."Listen Vortex the situation isn't exactly ideal from my point of view either. But we're going to have to suck it up and deal because at this point if we try to get new roommates we could very likely end up with someone much worse than each other. And for the record there won't be any fighting over the last piece of pizza. I already called dibs."

"'Pizza's unhealthy anyway." She mumbled to herself upset that his logic was all sound.

"Are you going to stand there and sulk all day or are you going to unpack." He said without turning around to face her. It bothered her that he could always read her without even needing to look her way. "Do you want me to give you a small tour of the place? It's pretty big for a dorm."

"Yea. Sure. That'd be great."

Amused by her complete lack of enthusiasm he gently grabbed her arm and led her to the middle of the small apartment.

Spinning her to the left he pointed to a small door. "That's the bathroom. It's actually very small and a little repulsive. I intend on using my Neutronic Super Cleaner to get rid of some of the grime."

"Um I'm not entirely sure that's a good idea. I kinda have to brush my teeth in there and I'm not leaving my toothbrush anywhere near one of your inventions. Last time I accidentally ingested a part of your experiment I grew three extra toes. I'll just clean it with some ajax tomorrow." Noting the frown on his face she continued quickly. "But I appreciate the sentiment."

Smiling lightly he turned her to face the front of the room. "The left part of the room serves as the kitchen and dining area. Assumably that's where we'll be eating every day unless you want to eat out."

"Whoa hold on who said we'd be eating together!" Cindy protested.

"I'm sorry I just thought because of the whole roommate situation we'd be spending more time together than usual."

"Neutron just cuz were roommates doesn't mean we need to spend every second of our lives together."

"Okay Cindy jeesh I get it." He pinched the bridge of his nose feeling a migraine coming on. Or more specifically what he liked to call a Cindy Headache. They happened whenever she nagged him excessively and he had the strangest feeling they would be occurring a lot more often now.

"Are you going to continue with your tour or should I just stand here and watch you mumble to yourself about your 'Cindy Headaches'?" She asked clearly offended.

Paying no mind to her Jimmy pointed to the right side of the room. "This is a sort of living area. I'd imagine it's where you could study or talk with friends." He was careful to avoid saying 'we' this time as he explained.

Yawning he turned her to the right he pointed simply at a door at the end of the hall. "Closet." He turned her around so she was facing the last door on the dorm. "Bedroom. There are two beds in there so I'm assuming we'll be sharing. However if you're completely opposed to it I can probably expand the closet into another room."

"No it's fine, I wouldn't want to make you sleep in the closet."

"Oh no it appears you misunderstood. I meant that you would be sleeping in the closet."

It was going to be a long four years.