Oh Portal. How I love thee.

And now for some glorious fanfiction. Which involves Portals and stargate as that's just a pathetic verison of portals. As Glados would say. Hehe. Hehe.

Oh god, GLaDos and the system lords. Oh god.

The sheer size of ego would crush everyone.

Gonna figure out how to draw the sequences out. Or get help from others.


"Oh. God. Oh. God." It was supposed to be a normal day out, after GLaDos had allowed back to the planet, it wasn't out of pity she assured him as he was reassembled but simply that he was in orbit and not under her control and certainly not testing. Which was why she let him have an android body and was made to test. Over and over and over...

"Help. Please. You got to help us." He had her warm body held up against his, her blood all over his hands and shirt. It was odd to be in a humanoid body, being able to walk around and touch things. Touching. Pushing. Testing.

GLaDos isn't one to give things away, instead he was put to work. Testing.

Turns out there was a lot of stuff that required testing. More testing.

Of course Chell joined in. He was really grateful that she did. Really really grateful and really really sorry for the whole going crazy and trying to kill her thing.

"Oh god. Oh god." His fidgeting hands tugged at the blood stained sleeves.

"Sir, sir." The nature colored human was stalking to him. There were others milling around dressed in desert skins. "Sir how did you get here?"

He wasn't looking at her, no his gaze was towards the pale human, His..Her human. The bright orange of the jumpsuit showed just how Chell had gotten. Oh, he really was an idiot wasn't he? Running around with her bleeding body, couldn't even figure a way back to the entrance of the Aperture center.

"You have to help her." He whispered softly, eyes dimming. They were literally dimming and it caused the human to pull out in surprise, aiming her gun at his chest. "She's all...all we got."