Sick and Tired
This just popped into my head when I was taking my dishes into the kitchen after dinner. I thought it was pretty funny and almost cracked up on the spot. Anyway, I hope you like it!
Oh yeah. Whoever MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE is (lol) in answer to your questions: I wasn't smoking, I was high off fanfics, and just read some random ass fanfics, and sooner or later, a crazy idea'll pop into ur head.
Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece.
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Luffy, Nami, Usopp, Chopper, and Robin were all sick and tired of Zoro and Sanji's constant fighting.
"Baka!"
"Ero-cook!"
"Moss head!"
"Dumb blonde!"
And on and on and on! Well they finally decided to do something about it. The rest of the crew decided to pull a series of pranks on Sanji and Zoro to get them to SHUT UP!
"What should the first prank be?" Nami asked of her fellow partners in pranking.
"Well…. I don't know.." said a saddened Luffy.
"Me either…" Usopp added.
Just then, the shouts of "Dumb blonde" and "mossy head" could be heard on the deck where they were sitting. A light bulb appeared over Nico Robin's head as she thought up an idea.
"Navigator-san, I have an idea." Robin said.
"Hmmm? Let's hear it!" Answer Nami.
"Well," said Robin. "Since they seem to like each other's hair so much, why don't we oblige and change their hair color for them?"
The partners in pranking, looked at each other and smiled.
That night, when Zoro and Sanji were sleeping, the pranksters split into two groups, one with blonde hair dye, and the other with green. Luffy and Nami went to where Sanji was sleeping, and proceeded to dye his hair green, the exact same shade a Zoro. Meanwhile, over by Zoro, Robin, Usopp, and Chopper were busy dying Zoro's hair blonde – the exact shade of Sanji's hair. From across the room, the pranksters grinned at each other. After they were all done, they got rid of all evidence, and Nami set about teaching Luffy how to keep a straight face in the morning (You know he wouldn't be able to).
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Sanji, got up to make breakfast as usual, happened to pass a mirror. It took a minute or so for him to register what happened to his hair.
"WHAT THE FRIGGIN HELL HAPPENED TO MY BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HAIR?"
Suddenly it registered that his hair now looked like Zoro's.
"I'll KILL him!"
Sanji ran down the stairs, fully prepared to kick a still sleeping Zoro. Suddenly the sight hit him. Zoro's hair was…..BLONDE! Sanji stared in disbelief. Suddenly Zoro, feeling Sanji's stare, opened his eyes, only to see a dumbstruck green-haired Sanji.
"Oi ero-cook. Why did you dye your hair to look like mine?" Zoro sat up. "Jealous or something?"
"Y-Y-Y-Y" was all the came out of Sanji's mouth.
Zoro stared at him. "What?"
Sanji just grabbed Zoro, and dragged him up to the mirror. "Look!"
Zoro looked in the mirror and the sight the greeted him did not please him. At all.
"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY HAIR!"
This bellow, louder than Sanji's, sufficed to wake up the rest of the crew, who groggily walked into the bathroom.
"Nani?" said Luffy. "What's going on?"
"Why did you wake us up?" slurred a VERY sleepy Usopp.
"THIS IS WHY!" shouted Sanji and Zoro pointing at their hair.
Just then Nami and Robin walked in. They took one look at Sanji and Zoro.
"What happened to your hair?" asked Nami.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK HAPPENED WOMAN!" shouted an extremely irritated Zoro.
Nami shrugged. "Whatever. Sanji-kun, can we get some breakfast going?"
"Of course my princess!" Sanji said, and promptly ran off to the kitchen.
"I'm taking a nap." Zoro said, still clearly irritated. He pushed past everyone, and went up to the deck.
After the two were out of sight and earshot, the prankster gave each other a high five, and Nami congratulated Luffy on his straight face.
"So guys. Let's plan the next prank." Said Nami, an evil glint in her eyes.
"Yay!" said Usopp, Luffy and Chopper.
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Hope you liked it! This is probably gonna be at most 5 chapters long, if that. Anyway, read and review please! Thank you for reading! No flames because they will ultimately be ignored. Well, I guess you can, but I'll ignore them. Thank you!
