A/N: Hey guys! This fanfic will be for all types of FT one-shots written by me! I'll do my best to upload frequently! Please feel free to review or PM me any questions! The one-shots will be all types: romance, friendship, family, humor...anything. If you have any requests feel free to PM or comment it! I know this chapter is really long, but I think that the next one and so on will be shorter. Now on to the story!

Summary: Jellal finally musters up the courage to ask Erza on a date. Well...kind of. He intends it to be as normal as it can be. Just a movie, and maybe a dinner afterwords. But there's just one problem. Erza and normal...Don't go together. Nothing about Erza, or the rest of the guild, is remotely normal. Furthermore Erza has probably the nosiest friends on the planet. What on earth is going to happen?


A thud came from the door.

Erza Scarlet opened her eyes in a flash.

She got out of bed and requipped into her armor.

She walked to the door and opened it, raising her sword.

"Woah, woah...calm down. It's just me.", a familiar soothing voice comforted her.

"What brings you here...Jellal?", she asked, lowering her weapon.

"Do you always raise your weapons at people who knock on your door?", he asked, nervous to answer her question.

"No...only at people whom I know are not fairy tail.".

"How did you know I wasn't part of fairy tail?".

"No one in Fairy tail, except for Mira, wakes up this early. It's five o'clock.

"Oh...I'm sorry. Did I wake you?", he asked.

"No, it's fine. I have to get to the bakers anyway. I can't have somebody else eat all my cake.", she said daydreaming about strawberry cake.

"Anyway...again, what brings you here?", she asked to the blue haired man who was fidgeting with his fingers.

He blushed, "Well...you see...I-er um-", he stammered.

"Just spit it out.".

"Willyougoonadatewithme?", he stuttered really fast.

"Excuse me? Could you repeat that?".

"Well...I said...asked if I-I...I mean you..", He stammered again.

Erza turned as red as her hair. She knew what he was asking. "Y-Yeah...of course.", she managed, her hear racing.

He smiled. "That didn't go as planned, but I guess it worked. Tonight at 6? I'll pick you up from the guild.", he said, still a little red.

"Yeah..sure!".

He walked out the door with a little smile and a wink.

Erza through herself onto her bed. She was going on a date with Jellal Fernandez. There was no way she was going to sleep.


Erza Scarlet walked into the guild hall a little jittery today. Anyone could tell she was not her normal self.

She sat down at the table where all her friends were sitting.

Mira was chiding Lauxus for not eating his breakfast.

Gray was hiding from Juvia.

Natsu was fighting Gray while he was hiding from Juvia.

Lucy was yelling at the two of them.

Elfman was muttering something to Evergreen about manliness.

And so on and so on.

"Oh my god! Jellal asked you out!", Lucy said, squealing, when she saw Erza.

"Wh-what! N-No!", Erza poorly fibbed.

"It was about time that lazy bastard got his act together.", Gray said folding his arms against his chest.

"That's great Erza. Honestly, I thought he should have done it sooner, but whatever. Oh and Gray...your clothes.", Cana said drinking out of her barrel.

"Where'd my shirt go!".

"Ask him to fight me when you're on your date!", Natsu said, while blocking a punch from Gray.

"Oh! Erza-chan! That's great!", Wendy said clapping her hands.

"Where are you going?", Carla asked.

"HOLD IT! How did you guys know?", Erza asked holding up her hands as a shield.

"Your face says it all.", Lucy answered, shrugging her shoulders.

"So...Has he put a ring on it yet?", Happy snickered.

"Shut it cat.", Erza yelled as she kicked Happy into outer space.


Erza had listened to everyone's advice and was a nervous wreck.

She decided to go with Lucy's advice because it made the most sense, but it was way to difficult to follow.

"Be yourself, but at the same time, be normal.", she had said.

I'll do my best.

She was wearing a white blouse and a dark blue skirt with black boots.

There was a knock at the guild door, and Master came to open it.

"Erza, your husband is here.", Gray snickered.

"GRAY...I'M GOING TO KILL YOU", Erza yelled, blushing fiercely, her face nearly as red as Jellal's.

"Our little girl is all grown up!", Master said, tears falling from his eyes.

Beside her, Lucy and Wendy started crying.

"What on earth are you all crying for?", Erza asked.

"Because you're all grown up!", Juvia started to wail as the guild hall began to be submerged with water.

"JUVIA STOP CRYING!", Gray yelled as Juvia sniffled and let her crying slow down.

Erza took a deep breath.

"Let's go sha-", she was cut off.

Natsu took Jellal and pushed him into a chair and lit his hands up with flames and put them dangerously close to him.

"Now, young man. I suggest you answer my questions or you won't be taking my daughter anywhere tonight!", he laughed maniacally.

"Uh...Natsu? A little overboard here? Erza is not your daughter.", Lucy interjected.

"Uh...yeah. Right. Sorry. But still. You need to answer my questions.", he said, his voice deep and menacing.

Jellal's eyes moved rapidly, his mouth frowning. He looked so scared.

"A-Aye sir!", he said.

Erza face palmed as Gray fell on the floor, laughing.

"Great! Another Happy.", Carla muttered.

"What plans do you have for tonight!", Natsu asked, his face glowing in the light of the flames.

"Uh-I was planning to take her to a movie. And then dinner. I-If that's all right with you.", Jellal stuttered.

"ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?", Natsu yelled, inching his fire closer to Jellal.

"Natsu! Tone it down.", Lucy reprimanded, but Natsu paid no heed.

"A-Aye.".

"That better be it!", Natsu said.

Jellal violently nodded.

"Next question. D-", he was cut off.

Erza had requipped into her Nagakami armor.

"Are you sure you have more questions Natsu?", she asked after cutting him with her sword until he lay flat on the ground after being kicked into the wall.

"Yes master.", he said as if in a trance.

Erza requipped back into her normal form. "Well then. Let's go.", she said, taking Jellal's hand and walking out the guild door.

"Bring her back by nine or else, you'll be sorry!", Natsu managed to weakly croak.

"A-Aye sir!", Jellal answered, still frightened by his interrogation.

She sighed. "Sorry about that. If I were to tell you that they weren't normally like this...that would be a lie.", she said.

"That's okay. This just shows how much they care about you. Although, Natsu did singe my hair.", he said frowning at the burnt part of his hair.

Little did they know what was happening at the guild they had just left.

"There's no way, we're not following her, is there?", Gray asked.

"Off course not!", Natsu answered.

"I have to see if my ship has sailed!", Mira announced.

"And I suppose I have to keep you 3 under check.", Lucy sighed.

"And once you go crazy, I guess I'll have to stop you.", Wendy gave a bigger sigh.

"Well, what are we waiting for! We better hurry!", Natsu said as he ran out with the 4 of them tailing closely behind him.


"That was the worst movie ever!", Jellal said as he and Erza walked out of the theater.

"What are you talking about...it was great!", Erza said as she opened the door for them to leave.

"What kind of ending was that! The guy just asked her out! It was so dull...all they did was go out to a movie and then to dinner!", Jellal argued.

"Yeah, but the beginning and middle! Oh they were so good! And the ending was so romantic!", Erza gushed.

"I hope we never become like that! The story was just too unrealistic!", Jellal said.

Erza shook her head. She thought it was great.

"Anyway, that movie took longer than I expected, so let's skip dinner and head to dessert, okay?", Jellal said.

Erza's eyes lit up. Dessert...Strawberry cake...

They sat down at a table for two and somehow didn't notice Natsu, Gray, Lucy, Wendy and Mira-Jane sitting in another table nearby.

They had snuck into the movie theater too. All five of them were flabbergasted that the two didn't see anything wrong with the movie they saw.

A man walked up to Erza and Jellal and asked their order.

"76 strawberry cake slices, please.", Erza ordered and handed the waiter a wad of jewels.

"I was going to pay, but I don't think I have enough for 76!", Jellal shook his head. She ate so much...but she was still as beautiful as the sunrise.

"Well since the boys are complete morons, Lucy, me and Wendy struck a deal.", Erza started.

Lucy and Wendy's eyes opened. She was disclosing their secret. They turned to see Gray and Natsu exchanging insults, not paying any attention. They sighed.

"Lucy would get 45% the jewels we get on a job because we all freeload off her. I would get 35% to spend on cakes, armor, and rent when I can't threaten the landlady, and 20% goes to Wendy. We have no idea what Gray does, but Natsu has his own shack thing, but he, like the rest of us, free loads of Lucy. Actually, he does it the most.", she finished her tale.

Jellal nodded. So basically, they were cheating Gray and Natsu out of any money. Interesting. Expected, but interesting.

Erza started digging into her cakes and he watched her with a smile. He really loved this girl.

Then a man stood up and accidentally...pushed her cakes onto the floor.

...

"ARMOR OF DEATH!", Erza screamed as she changed into her armor.

"NO ONE DROPS MY CAKE AND GETS AWAY WITH IT! PREPARE TO DIE!", she yelled starting to slash with her sword.

Lucy face palmed as Wendy sighed.

Mira chuckled. "Masters going to get a lot of paper work. He's going to have a field day!", she said.

Jellal hung his head. This was not normal.

But he couldn't help but laugh. This girl, was so forgiving. She forgave him for everything he had done. And yet, she goes crazy over cake!

When he lifted his head, he was so confused. He saw Natsu, Lucy, and Gray restraining her. Mira- Jane was standing in front of her, in her Satan-Soul Seilah.

"Calm. Calm down.", she ordered.

Erza's eyes glazed over as she sat down. She looked around and saw she had destroyed the restaurant.

Wendy had evacuated everyone in the restaurant.

"I'm sorry I ruined our dinner. I know how much you wanted everything to be normal and unlike our regular lives.", Erza said looking down.

Jellal walked over and put her arm around her.

"You didn't do anything, Erza. I should have known nothing involving the two of us would be anything but abnormal.", he said.

He lifted her chin so his eyes met hers. He leaned in. "And I wouldn't have it any other way.". His lips collided with hers.

"OI!", Natsu yelled, but he was laughing and smiling. Man, he was really into being this tough dad movie roll.

Mira was gushing something about her ship sailing and Lucy and Wendy were awing while Gray just snickered.

"Wait till Happy hears about this!".

When they finally pulled away, Jellal said, "So the restaurant wasn't the best part, but at least you liked that movie. Though it was complete rubbish.".

"I have no idea what you are talking about! The movie was completely unrealistic, but it was really good!", Erza replied.

"YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!", the other 5 said.

"DID YOU GUYS NOT EVEN WATCH THE MOVIE!", Natsu angrily said.

"It was about these children in a tower, trapped and forced to work there. Then, this guy, the girls best friend, is possessed and turns evil and hurts the girl. Finally he turns good, and he and the girl get together.", Lucy said, confused on how the two lovers didn't get it.

"And the girl's name was Edel Scarnet, and the guy's was Jose Ferdinand!", Wendy added.

"So?", Erza and Jellal said.

"Wow. Even Natsu got it. And you two didn't.", Gray said shocked.

"Well...love is blind.", Mira sighed.

They shook their heads as the lovers leaned in for another kiss.