Torture Of The Naruto Cast

Neji

"Whoa. I just realized something." Naruto said as he was talking with Rock Lee and Sakura. Sakura and Rock Lee looked at him. "Neji is the ONLY person who can kill with a poke..." Naruto said. Sakura and Lee thought about it.

"You're right!" They both said at the same time, just as Neji was walking towards them.

"What's he right about?" Neji asked, Sakura, Lee, and Naruto all took a step back.

"Uh...nothing, we've gotta go." Naruto said, Sakura and Lee nodded, then ran in the other direction.

"Uh...okay?" Neji asked, he had no clue why they were running away from him.

"Phew! I don't wanna go near Neji now! I don't wanna be killed by a poke!" Naruto said.

"Let's go warn everyone about this!" Lee said.

"Wait, if Neji can kill with a poke and Hinata uses the same technique, doesn't that mean she can kill with a poke too?" Sakura asked.

"Hinata? She couldn't hurt a fly." Naruto said.

"Aha! I've figured out what you're talking about!" a girl declared. She had light blue hair, pale red eyes, and stood as tall as Lee. "You know, you do have a point. I'll be back. I'm going to talk to Neji." she said, then walked off in the direction they had just come from.

"Ah! No!" Lee said, he grabbed her arm. "I don't think that's a good idea, Neji isn't someone who likes to hear these things." Lee said.

"I think I'll live, I'm faster than him, I'm faster than you so I shouldn't have a problem." she said as took Lee's hand off of her. "Later!" she added with a smile.

"She's dead." Naruto said, Lee and Sakura agreed. "Well! Let's get warning people!" Naruto added and ran off in the other direction.

"Neji!" she yelled.

"Aki, what is it?" Neji asked.

"How do you touch people?" she asked.

"What do you mean?"

"Well, if you can kill people with a poke, how do people know that you're not going to kill them the second you touch them?" she asked.

"They don't." Neji replied simply.

"Fair enough..." Aki said walking away as Neji gave her a blank stare

"Dork." Neji muttered.

"I HEARD THAT!!" Aki screamed.

"Shit..." Neji ran in the opposite direction. Needless to say, Aki followed.

"WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!!!!!" Sakura screamed as Neji continued running towards the group.

"GAH!" Neji yelled as he held his hands out to stop him.

"AAAHHHH!!! HE'S GONNA KILL YOU SAKURA!!!" Rock Lee screamed as he tackled Neji.

"WHAT THE HELL'S YOUR PROBLEM LEE!! GET OFF!!" Neji yelled looking for Aki.

"YOU ARE SO DEAD YOU TRANSEXUAL ASSHOLE!" Aki screamed.

"GET OFF!" Neji yelled.

"I shall not allow you to harm my beautiful flower!" Lee yelled back.

"Lee..." Neji started.

"Yes?"

"Get. Off. NOW. I have no intentions of killing any of you, but I'm STARTING to think about killing YOU."

"Getting off now."

"KILL!!!!" Aki screamed as she tackled Lee, aiming for Neji who shoved Lee in front. Neji took off for home, "Ow...I think I hit a dead weight," Aki looked at the boy under her butt now unconcious, "Yup, deffinetly a dead weight."

"I think you killed him." Naruto said as he poked Lee in the head a couple times.

"He's not dead dumbass. He's just out like a light, now where did the Killer Poke go?" Aki asked.

"How should we know?" Sakura asked. "We don't want to know because he can kill us with a poke! That would NOT be fun!" Sakura added.

"He WONT kill you, besides, he'd probably give you a warning if he was going to." Aki added. "Kage Bushin No Jutsu!" she said, she was able to do technique that was asked of her, and at the moment she needed to use Naruto's.

"Hey! That's my technique!" Naruto said.

"I'm borrowing it." Aki said. "I've gotta find Killer Poke before he pokes anyone, if he does poke someone, then they're screwed!" Aki added.

"Yeah, they are, but it's not your problem, so why do you have to do it?" Naruto asked.

"Because I wanna, got a problem with is Fox-Boy?" Aki asked.

"Hey! I have a name!" Naruto growled at her, but she had already left and was looking for Neji. She found him hiding behind a dumpster. That's original... Aki thought, then she dropped down infront of him and Neji jumped.

"Yo." She said dully.

"Shit..." Neji muttered.

"Now, what did you call me?" Aki asked.

"Nothing."

"What did you call me?"

"I told you; nothing."

"What. Did. You. Call. Me?"

"No-"

"TELL ME!" Aki growled at him.

"I called you a dork." he answered, then Aki growled, and hit him on the top of the head.

"And now, Deadly Poke, here is what I'm going to call you; Dumbass." Aki said, then she walked away, leaving Neji with a giant bump on his head.

"Owie...that hurted." Neji said like a little kid. Then he heard his voice from behind him saying it again.

"Oh yeah, I forgot to release my Kage Bushin No Justu, glad I didn't." Aki said as she took the tape recorder from her clone's hand. "Thanks." she said, put it in her pocket, and then the clone disappeared in a puff of smoke.

"Damn it! Give it!" Neji growled, then tackled Aki. She hit the ground and was looking up at Neji, he was stratling her across her middle.

"OH MY GOD! NEJI!" TenTen yelled, when she saw Neji, Aki was bright red. When Neji heard TenTen's scream he imediatly stactched the tape recorder and ran away. "Are you okay?" TenTen asked.

"Yeah, I'm good, but I need that tape recorder back. Now, where did he go...?" Aki asked as she looked around. "Too bad I don't have Kiba's sharp nose." Aki took off in the direction that Neji had run, TenTen was utterly confused, but just went on her way.

Neji was standing up against a wall in an alley when he saw Aki run by. He let out his breath that be had been holding and looked at the tape, it was safe, and in his hands.

"Aha! There you are!" Aki said, she grabbed it from him and ran off.

"HEY!" Neji yelled, then started chasing her.

"Naruto! I'm borrowing your move again!" Aki yelled as she ran by Naruto. "KAGE BUSHIN NO JUTSU!"

"NO! DAMN IT! GIVE ME THE DAMN TAPE!" Neji yelled.

"Never!" Aki said, she handed it to another clone and ran off. Soon enough they were playing a game of keep away with Naruto, Lee, TenTen, Kiba, and Shino.

"Lee!" TenTen yelled, she passed the recorder to Lee and he ran away with it. Neji was catching up to him.

"Hey! Shino! Catch!" Lee threw the recorder to Shino, who caught it with his bugs, after all, it was about to by pass him. Shino waited until Neji came near him, then threw the recorder to Kiba.

"Thanks Shino! C'mon Neji! Come and get it!" Kiba yelled. He ran away with the recoder, when he saw Aki he passed the tape to her, they knew Neji had seen it, so Kiba kept the tape and Aki distracted Neji.

"Hey! Dumbass!" Aki yelled. "Bet'cha you can't catch me!" Aki said as she stuck her tongue out at him, she was standing on a branch and waving her hands by her head, her eyes were criss-crossed. Neji ignored her. "Freak!" Aki added, then Neji froze, he threw a kunai at her. "Yipes!" Aki used her chakra and swung down on the tree branch she had been standing on.

"I'm not a freak!"

"Yeah you are! You have no pupils! Freak-boy! Freak freak freak!" Aki said, she swung around the branch and ran away, then she ran into Kakashi. "Oh! Kakashi-sensei...I was uh...practicing!" Aki said.

"I'm related to you, I know you better than any one else, you were harrassing someone." Kakashi said.

"Where are you!?" Neji growled. Aki was caught in between a rock and a hard place.

"You were harrassing Neji?" Kakashi asked.

"Uhm...no?" Aki asked with a sheepish smile. "Gotta go!" Aki added, she started to run away, but Kakashi grabbed her, and held Neji back. "Kakashi-sensei! Lemme go!" Aki whined.

"Who else is involved?" Kakashi asked.

"Aki! Catch!" Naruto yelled. Aki caught the recorder in her hands, Kiba, TenTen, Naruto, Shino, and Lee all noticed at the same time that Aki was being held against her will, by Kakashi.

"Uh-oh..." They all said together.

"Alright, come with me." Kakashi said, then he took them all to see Tsunade.

"What'd they do?" she asked from her chair which was looking out the window.

"Nothing!" All but Neji said.

"What'd they do, Kakashi?"

"Aki here, was harrassing Neji, then they decided to play keep away with this." Kakashi said, when no one was looking Aki reached up and pressed the button.

"Owie...that hurted. Owie...that hurted." Neji's voice said, he sounded like a 2 year old. Kakashi and Tsunade snickered, then burst out laughing.

"HE'S A TWO YEAR OLD AT HEART!" Tsunade said as she clutched her sides.

"I AM NOT!" Neji yelled.

"Then a one year old..." Kakashi said. Aki and the others were doing their best not to laugh, but they ended up laughing anyways.

"SHUT UP!" Neji yelled, then walked to the corner to pout.

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Aki- Okay, well there you have it! The first chapter of the Torture.

Disclaimer- I don't own Naruto.