I didn't really expect to write the sequel to this so soon but so many people faved the first one after just one day that I had to do it! Well, here it is and I hope you enjoy! =^.^=
Disclaimer: Me no own.
"Another letter from Iruka"
Iruka sighed as he leaned over the desk in his bedroom, writing on a piece of paper. Two weeks ago he had given Naruto a note stating all the things he should not do if he wanted to live to see his next birthday. Sadly, he did not abide by the letter which was proven when Iruka had found him the morning after on his doorstep covered in bruises, cuts, with a broken arm, concussion and no pants. When asked what had happened, his eye had twitched and he'd said he didn't want to talk about it. So, Iruka had decided to write him yet ANOTHER letter for future references and had been spending the past two weeks asking around to see what the boy did that really annoyed people so that he could put it in said letter and give it to him. He smiled as he finally finished the letter but decided to give it just one more read over.
Dear Naruto
Seeing as my last letter you paid no attention to whatsoever, I am writing you a new one in hopes that it might finally sink in. So, here is a list of even more things you must never do, understand? And pay attention this time!
1 ) You will not, when asked by Kiba to hand him something, throw it at him and yell, "Fetch, doggie, fetch!"
2 ) You will not ask me how Flipper is doing.
3 ) You will not comment on how Shikamaru's hair looks like a pineapple.
4 ) You will not sing the Barney theme song (I love you, you love me) to Gaara.
5 ) You will not chase Rock Lee around Konoha with a cross shouting, "THE POWER OF YOUTH COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF YOU COMPELS YOU!" I know I mentioned this in the last letter but, seriously, stop it. Lee is now unable to be anywhere near anything even remotely religious without screaming or bursting into tears.
6 ) You will not, when you are asked to go on a mission, ask, "Do you want fries with that?"
7 ) You will not yell, "OMFG! IT'S ITACHI!" whenever Sasuke walks into the room.
8 ) You will not make bad Michael Jackson impressions whenever you see Orochimaru.
9 ) You will not refer to Kankurou's puppets as 'dollies'.
10 ) You will not tell Sasuke that the fangirls know where all his favourite hiding places are just to scare him.
11 ) You will not tell the fangirls where all of Sasuke's favourite hiding places are.
12 ) You will not ask Kiba if Akamaru has ever gotten 'intimate' with his leg. If you do decide to stupidly ask him this and he says yes, do not ask him if he enjoyed it.
13 ) You will not continuously say, "Believe it!" because, honestly, we don't.
14 ) You will not yell at Gaara for stealing Temari's eyeliner.
15 ) You will not do to this what you did to the last one. Yeah, I saw you!
Iruka nodded once he'd finished reading it. it was very late at night so he decided to give it to Naruto in the morning. The dumb blonde had been staying with Iruka, sleeping on his couch because he was too damn afraid to go outside so that he could go to his own home. Yes, Naruto hadn't left Iruka's little apartment for two weeks. "No wonder Sasuke calls him a dobeā¦"
