TITLE: WOMAN WHO GIVES STUPID MAN HER UMBRELLA IS UNCUTE

PAIRING: Gintoki Sakata X Tae Shimura

THEME: DAY 1 Umbrella/ Crush

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Gintama. Sorachi ''Gorilla-sensei'' Hideaki owns this awesome story. (ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง

NOTE: Apologies in advance. Grammatical errors and OOCness ahead.


So, what was with the umbrella? What about it?

"This is my favorite umbrella. Please return it to me."

She was never the type to surprise him. But for some reason, before he went to the battle field some chapters ago, she rendered him speechless. That flat-chest. It couldn't be. The rest of the world won't care, Sadaharu won't care, hell he didn't care, but he was sure as hell Kagura and Shinpachi would kill him once they found out that his filthy eyes lingered longer than necessary at their aneue/anego.

Tae Shimura was no ordinary cabaret girl. She could make the giant's knees shake, knock out the commander of the military of Edo in one punch, arrange an equally dangerous girl group that rivaled the galaxy's finest, and poison humanity just with her cooking. She could be the next Hitler for all he cared. She was simply thorny with no soft edge. Even her breasts were flat, as if they were overran by a road roller.

Yet there was no moment, whenever she was within reach, that he didn't notice. The Brunette was quite popular because of her personality, he'd admit she was good with people. But every time she would go unnoticed by them, his eyes would fly to her, and he would be greeted by her own brown ones. Her downcast eyes and her gentle stares, they made him warm and cozy once his and hers collided.

In another time, Otae's ponytail would go swish, swish, swish, and his fingertips would long to brush it. If one day, he suddenly hauled his lazy ass away from the sofa and grabbed her by the ponytail, she would surely suck the life out of him. The last thing he wanted was Shinpachi and Kagura digging for his grave, or arranging his funeral just because of a freaking urge. It was troublesome. He'd rather play panchiko all day than plan his way to do it.

She was supposed to be a violent, mountain gorilla. Yet when she patched his cuts, she did it with utmost care. It wasn't necessary gentle, but her actions were enough for him to know that she meant her actions.

"This is my favorite umbrella. Please return it to me."

That uncute woman was not only violent, but also cunning. He didn't need her to tell him to return the umbrella he borrowed at her. He would give it back it in once piece.

And of course, he would go back to her.

銀魂
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