Ok, disclaimer x2.
1) Final Fantasy is NOT mine.
2) This idea isn't mine either. I found a wonderful blooper tale by the FanFic author BlueFoxofWater1569 and I got inspired to write something similar. So I give respect to my muse, Miss BlueFox. I do hope you enjoy. =D
Oh, another thing. I'm writing another story called "Such A Paradox, Isn't It". This story might get forgotten because of it, but I will try to write as much as possible, I swear!!!!
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What a day it had been, they'd gotten back from the final day of filming and now the movie was due to be released. They were all in the kitchen, relaxing. Cloud stood next to Tifa, holding her hand and looking longingly at Zack and Aerith canoodling. Cid was standing by the window smoking his second pack of the day. Vincent sat at the table trying to avoid Yuffie's loving, but mostly creepy gaze from across the table. Barret sat there too staring longing at Yuffie.
"So the director gave me this DVD before I left today, he said we should watch it.... He seemed rather pained as he said it."
"Oh really?"
"LIKE A BOSS" Barret said.
"…what the fuck?" Cloud said.
"Its this song I heard on YouTube, here, I'll bring it up on the computer" Barret walked over to the computer and instead of turning it on, he shot it with Catastrophe. "Ah, shit."
"So we're gonna go watch this DVD now. You fix the computer now, ok?" Cloud said pushing everyone into the other room. Barret just sat there and sorted through the pieces of metal and plastic.
Everyone sat down in the living room on the floor as Cloud inserted the DVD into the player. Not knowing what to expect next, everyone braced themselves and pressed play but first there was a knock on the door. Zack answered it. It was Sephiroth and Genesis.
"Tetsuya told us to come over here to watch this DVD with you all?" Sephiroth said menacingly.
"Seriously Seph, the menacing scary voice was only for the production" Genesis said, closing the door behind him.
Sephiroth dropped the menacing tone. "But I like sounding scary". He frowned.
"Face it Sephy-poo," Cloud said, "You aren't scary. You're pretty sexy though."
Silence.
"OK! Anyway, starting the video now!!" he said hurriedly.
He pressed play.
A very pretty redhead appeared on the screen. "Hello cast. My name is Para. I took the liberty of putting this little this video together and trust me, there is more than just this one DVD. They will be delivered later. Until then in the words of the Joker… 'Here… we… go!'"
The screen went black.
