A/N: I'm sad...it didn't upload...I had to redo it... *grumble* This totally is not awkward turtle at all...
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"FREDDIE! COME DOWN!" yelled Spencer from downstairs.
"What? Why?" Freddie muttered to himself.
"You didn't do anything illegal, did you Freddie?" asked Carly.
Freddie glanced in Sam's direction, who had fallen asleep on a beanbag chair and chuckled.
"Not my department." he laughed.
"FREDDIE! COME DOWN HERE NOW!" yelled Spencer.
Freddie rolled his eyes.
"I guess I'd better see what it is..."
Going down the steps, Freddie wondered what it could possibly be that Spencer would want. He got downstairs and saw Spencer.
As well as his mother.
"Mom? What are you doing here?" asked Freddie.
Marissa sighed.
"Freddie...Spencer and I are getting married." she said.
No warning. No hints. No nothing.
"WHAT? WHY? WHEN? HOW?" Freddie exclaimed.
"Well...we've been seeing each other for awhile now..." Marissa trailed off.
"I had no idea you guys were even dating! And now you're getting married? What the hell?" he yelled.
"Freddie calm down." his mom said.
"Calm down? How can I when you-"
"He makes me happy, Fredward. I haven't felt like that in a long time, since before your father died." tears welled up in her eyes.
Freddie's scowl turned into a mask of sympathy.
"Mom-"
Marissa hugged her son.
"I know, Freddie-bear. I know."
During this time, Sam had woken up, and had made her way, along with Carly downstairs to see what was going on. They stayed at the top of the stairs, however, and did not come down.
Freddie turned to Spencer.
"Hurt her and I'll kill you."
Spencer smiled and nodded.
"I won't. I understand, Freddie. You too."
Freddie's face turned into one of confusion.
"I know. I'm not entirely sure which one...but I know you're with one of them." his voice was low so only Freddie could hear him.
Freddie paled.
"W-what? H-how did you-"
"You're not exactly quiet, Freddie. I was going to go over to your house one day when I heard you two making some...interesting noises from your bedroom. Your mother wasn't home, but you were. And you were there with one of them." he motioned in Sam and Carly's direction.
Freddie blushed. Oh my God. I can't believe he heard us.
"Carly is my sister, Freddie, and so is Sam, just not by blood. I love them both, and don't want to see them hurt. Understand?" Spencer asked.
Freddie nodded.
"I do."
Spencer smiled.
"But I meant it. Don't hurt my Mother." Freddie said.
"Don't knock up my sister."
Freddie blushed.
A/N: Oh my gosh...I love that line...
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