It's a quite day in Diamond City. Everybody has gone out to purchase WarioWare's new Home Console. Its taking out every Diamond Software products. Of Course, Wario set the price over $500. "Ashley, would ya pick up those dang Boxes!?" asks Wario. "Ok! Hey Red Wario just said for you to pick up those boxes." lies Ashley. "Oh, Ok." says Red.
Red topples over and drops all of the boxes on the floor. "Red, why do you screw everything up?" says Ashley, angrily. "Ashley I think you need to pick up the Boxes. I'm Not Def you Know." says Red. "Hey 9-Volt! Wario asked you to pick up those Boxes. Oh wait, Red screwed the consoles in the Boxes!" yells Ashley. "Well if you actually did your Job, they wouldn't be broken!" yells Red. Ashley and Red keep Arguing until Wario walks out of the Bathroom, and to the counter.
"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS! THESE CONSOLES COST ME A FORTUNE! ASHLEY!" screams Wario. "What!? I didn't do anything! It was Red!" says Ashley. "WELL YOUR BOTH IN TROUBLE BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T DO YOUR JOB!" screams Wario. "Well geese." says Ashley. "Red, you Have one more Chance, as for you Ashley...YOUR FIRED!" yells Wario. "What? Fired?" asks Ashley. "If Ashley is Fired, I'm fired too!" says Red. "Ok, Your Fired." calmly says Wario. "Oh Dang it." says Red.
"Man, I didn't think that we would get fire. Wario is such a Greedy Boss." says Ashley. "Well actually you got fired, and I was a good friend and quit." says Red. "Whatever." says Ashley. Then a Newspaper Blows across the wind, leading to Ashley and Red. Ashley Picks up the Newspaper and Holds it up to her and Red. "Woh. I Job working at a CANDY SHOP! That's Awesome!" says Red. "No, No. Not the Candy Shop, The Magician Role!" says Ashley. "We could cheat and catch the Audiences Eye with my Spells." says Ashley. "But, don't they only work 40% of the Time?" asks Red. "DON'T QUESTION ME!" yells Ashley. Her hair turns White and her eyes turn red. "Ok, Ok, Ok, Ok!" says Red
Ashley and Red eventually get the Job and go to their first Show. They are now Backstage. "Remember, Cheat using Magic." says Ashley. The Music Rolls in! "Hello and Welcome to the Ashley and Red Show!" says Ashley. "Wait, I thought it was the Red and Ashley..." says Red, while Ashley Stops him. "Ha, Demons! Am I right?" says Ashley. Nobody Laughs. "Ok...Our First Magic Trick is...Sawing Red in Half." says Ashley. "Wait What!?" yells Red. "Don't Worry. We aren't actually gonna saw you in half" whispers Ashley. Ashley cast a spell that Splits Red in Half. "Ta-Da!" says Ashley. "Ummm...Red?".
Red gets sent to the Emergency room immediately. He gets put in a Giant Hospital bed and the wrap his stomach because it was cut in half. "Red? Are you Alright?" asks Penny. "I'm Fine. Ashley! You said it would work!" says Red. "I thought it would, okay? I'm just 15!" says Ashley. "You Human Life Forms get Hurt so Easily." says Orbulon. "Uhh...Its ok Guys." says Red.
