Prelude
Deadpool: I know, a song fic. Didn't those go out of style in 1998? And aren't they banned from ? Well, they are and they don't enforce it.
And now... Our Feature Presentation
Deadpool, Colossus and Negasonic have defeated Ajax, Angel Dust and their mooks. Just one thing left for Wade to do.
"You abandoned me!", Vanessa shouts. "Vanessa, I was kidnapped by Francis and Gina and experimented on. They gave me a procedure when they would try to kill me, but they gave me a healing factor. Anyone can do anything to me, but I live!", Deadpool proclaims.
[And now follow the bouncing head in mask]
*You know our love was meant to be
The kind of love that lasts forever
And I want you here with me
From tonight until the end of time
You should know everywhere I go
Always in my mind in my heart in my soul
Baby you're the meaning in my life
You're the inspiration
You bring feeling to my life
You're the inspiration
I want to have you near me
I only want to hear you saying
"No one needs me more than you"*
"Vanessa, I love you", Deadpool said.
*And I know*
[Vanessa joins in]
*And I know
Yes we know that it's plain to see
So in love when we're together*
Deadpool: *Now I know*
Vanessa: *Now i know*
That I need you here with me
From tonight until the end of time
You should know
Deadpool: *Yes, I need to know
Everywhere I go
You're always in my mind, in my heart, in my soul
Vanessa: *You're the meaning in my life
You're the inspiration
You bring feeling to my life
You're the inspiration
Want to have you near me
I want to have you hear me saying
No one needs you more than I need you*
Deadpool: *No one needs you more than I*
It's getting kind of boring having both of us sing. City of Vancouver, help us out! [Vocalizes like Giselle from Enchanted]
"Good call.", replies Vanessa.
[Colossus, Negasonic, Blind Al, and Dopinder join in]
*Want to have you near me
I want to have you hear us saying
No one needs you more than I do
No one needs you more
[Everyone else that is alive and not Weasel joins]
*You're the meaning in my life
You're the inspiration
You bring feeling to my life
You're the inspiration*
Colossus: *When you love somebody till the end of time
Dopinder: *When you love somebody*
Vanessa: *Always on my mind*
Deadpool: *No one needs you more than I*
Negasonic: *When you love somebody*
Yukio and Negasonic: *Till the end of time
When you love somebody*
Vanessa and Deadpool: *Always on my mind, no one needs you more than I*
Both Vanessa and Deadpool kiss, as does Negasonic and Yukio.
Epilogue
"Wow, a Deadpool fanfiction with no naughty words. Unheard of!", Deadpool says. It turns out Deadpool is in bed with Vanessa. Both turn to face each other, Vanessa turns off the light and both kiss.
"Okay, who's on top?", Vanessa says.
