How X-Men Eat A Reeses Peanut Butter Cup
This is part 3 of my x-men fanfic.
I can tell that they are getting stupider. Still please don't be cruel.
X-Men belong to marvel.
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The Airport
The x-men made it to the airport, but they are not the only ones who are there……….
Rogue: (Looks at the passports) I can't believe the professor got us coach seats!!!
Bobby: He did? What a CHEAP ASS!!!
Cyclops: BOBBY!!! Don't dis the professor!
Bobby: Yes Grandma!!!
Wolverine: Heh, heh, heh, what a boy scout.
Cyclops: what was that!?
Bobby and Wolverine: Nuthing.
Wolverine: (murmurs) Dick.
Storm: Cut it out!!! (Waves Jean's rabbit foot in front of their faces)
(Everyone becomes silent)
Jean:……… ………………….. ………………
Storm: What's wrong?
Jean: I feel a presence…. one that I haven't felt since……….
Bobby: Ha. Jean's talking like that old fart Obi-wan Kenobi!!!
Storm: Never dis the force Bobby!!!
WHACKK!!!
(Bobby gets hit on the head with the rabbit foot thingy)
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Other side of the Airport
Mystique: (Looks at passports) COACH SEATS!!! That penny pincher!!!
Toad: Gawd no!!! There are yucky cockroaches there!!!
Sabretooth: Toad, don't you eat roaches?
Toad: NO! That's pigeons. (Murmurs to Sabretooth) Don't embarrass me in front of Cherry. You've been warned.
Sabretooth: What's the matter? Little swamp thing has got a secret CRUSH on Cherry!!!
Toad: DIE!!!
(Toad jump-kicks Sabretooth than starts bitch-slapping him!!!)
Sabretooth: Toad stop it, OWWWW!!!
Cherry: …………… ………………… ………………………………
(Toad stops hitting Sabretooth)
Toad: What's wrong Cherry?
Cherry: ………………….. I feel a presence, one that I have not felt///
(Sabretooth recovers)
Sabretooth: Ha ha, you sound like that Star Wars guy, what's his name……….Jar-Jar?
Mystique: No you dork it's Ben!!!
Sabretooth: Yeah, that's it, BEN, hahahahahahahahahaha, what kind of a name is Ben!!???
Cherry: Better than yours you BLOCKHEAD!!!
Toad: Never make fun of star wars. It made me rich and famous!!!
Sabretooth: Huh??? What ya talking about?
Toad: NEVER MIND THAT!!!
WHACKKKK!!!!
(Toad hits Sabretooth on the head with his metal bar thingy)
Mystique: Oh my, the flight to California leaves in…………………..5 MINUTES??!!!!
(Sabretooth revives)
Sabretooth: Everyone run to the gate!!!
Chery: We're screwed!!!
Sabretooth: Toad carry the suitcases. (Dumps them on Toad)
(They start running like hell!!! Like the movie Home Alone, the airport scene. Ha ha, what a screwed up family. Oops back to the fanfic!!! ^-^)
Toad: Hey guys wait for ME!!!
(Picks up suitcases and starts running like a mad man)
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Other side of the Airport (confusing ain't it?)
(Suddenly groups of people run pass the X-Men)
Cyclops: Wow, they must be in a hurry.
Jean: That presence, it's so familiar. So…………intense! The other one is so...goofy?
Storm: So now it's two presences?
Rogue: Bobby I think she's finally lost her marbles.
Bobby: Jean, you've lost it.
Storm: What a nut ball!!
(Suddenly a guy with green-skin and baggy clothes comes running straight into Jean)
WHACKKK!!!
Jean: OWWW!!! Watch it buddy!!!
(Toad and Jean drop all suitcases. Toad immediately picks up his luggage and runs like hell)
Mystery Green Guy: My bad!!!
(Green guy runs even more off into the distance)
Jean: TOAD!!!
Cyclops: What?!
Jean: I saw Toad, that guy was Toad!!!
Rogue: But Jean...Toad died, remember, Wolverine killed him.
Storm: Actually I killed him.
Bobby: Wolvie, have you been telling Rogue glory stories to impress her.
Wolverine: SHUT UP DRAKE!!!
Rogue: Hey, when does our flight leave?
Cyclops: It leaves……………………RIGHT NOW!!!
Bobby: We're screwed.
Everyone: SHUT UP BOBBY!!!
(Rogue looks at the plane though the huge window)
Rogue: To late it's taking off!!!
Storm: WE ARE GETTING ON THAT PLANE!!!
Jean: How?
Wolverine: It better not be the tornado thing again.
Everyone: Shut-up Wolverine!!!
Storm: (takes a deep breath) I SUMMON THE POWER OF LIGHTNING!!!
(Storm's dramatic theme music starts playing)
(Just as the plane is taking off a thunderbolt hits the plane)
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Inside the Plane
Pilot one: OHHH MY GOD WE ARE GOING TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pilot two: EMERGENCY LANDING!!!
(The plane goes plummeting to the ground)
Pilot two: My god, get a hold of yourself! We were only 8 feet in the air.
Pilot one: WAHHHHHH!!!
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The Passenger seats: door 1
Mystique: What the hell was that?
Toad: (scared voice) The wrath of Storm.
Sabretooth: You mean that weather bitch?
Cherry: IMPOSIBLE!!!
Toad: Why?
Cherry: Why would the X-Men bring down a plane?
Mystique: True, true.
Mystery kid: (Boy walks past Toad with his mommy) Wow, forget Star Wars! I wanna be like that for Halloween! (Points at Toad)
Mystery mother: Alex, are you insane?! You want to be a mutant? You wanna worry mama to death?!
(Toad gives Mom a death glare)
Alex: I think he's cool.
Mother: Son, I think you need to see a shrink!!!
Toad: That's it. (He opens his mouth and slimes the mystery mother all over her pink dress).
Mother: AHHHH!!!
(Mother goes running to the restroom, shrieking like a maniac)
Alex: WOW!!! (Runs after her)
Flight Hostess: Everyone remain calm. Due to technical difficulties we will be leaving in 10 minutes……………. whether she'll fly or not.
Mystique: Now what's next?
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Outside of Plane door
Rogue: Now how will we get in?
Storm: THE POWER OF THE HURACANE!!!
(Storm's theme music comes on again)
(The plane door bursts open)
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Passenger seats: door 2
Cyclops: Hello everyone, sorry we're late.
(Passengers stare at the x-men weirdly)
Bobby: We are just going to sit down now ok.
(Passengers still staring)
Wolverine: EVERYONE MIND YOUR DAMN BUSSNESS!!! GRRRRRR.
(Everyone stops staring)
Wolverine: Take that low class citizens.
Cyclops: But we are low class citizens too!
Everyone: SHADDUP SCOTT!!!!!
WHACKK!!! (Jean hits Scott with the rabbit foot on the head)
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Bob's Place
Helen: Bob I got great news for ya!
Bob: (still weeping part 2) What.
Helen: The X-Men are staying at hotels!!!
Bob: what!!!
Helen: It's true. I had my boyfriend, the manager of the Holiday Inn and my boss, manager of the Hilton got rooms for everyone.
Bob: How? Everything is booked………..did you use your feminine wilds?
Helen: Who cares how!!! I called bimbo bitch Tiffiney and told her the news. She's not pissed at you anymore!!!
Bob: Who's staying at the Holiday Inn?
Helen: The X-Men.
Bob: Hilton?
Helen: The Brotherhood!!!
Bob: So nobody gets hurt anymore…………yippppie!!!
Helen: They are still going to meet at the studio for tryouts ya know!………….Then all hell will break loose.
Bob: Oh no, what have I done? WAAAAAAAA!!!
(Helen chuckles as she watcher her poor, overworked, underpaid brother burst into tears)
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Outside Police Department
Mystery Family One: Officer I'd like to file charges on the Hilton hotel.
Mystery Family Two: And I'd like to file charges on the Holiday Inn hotel.
Police guy 1: What are the charges?
Both families: GRAND THEFT!!!
Police girl 1: What do you mean Grand theft?
M Family 1: The hotel managers said that we never made reservations.
M Family 2: We even paid in advance for those rooms!
Police girl 2: MMMMM, we better investigate.
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(Oh-oh)
To be continued…………………………………………..
Did you like it? Please review. This one was a little weird.
