This fic is what happens when you marathon all of Madoka Magica and become horribly addicted to it, children. ...And realizing that it shares two main voice actresses as one of your other favorite animes! ...This fic is pure crack.

... Also I totally neglected my other fic for this. WHATEVER.


"I had the weirdest dream last night," Akihisa announced automatically as he walked into class F.

"Oh?" Himeji replied, looking up. "What happened?"

"Well," he drew out the word, "Minami was there."

"Eh? Really?" She blushed, trying hard not to sound excited. It wasn't working.

"Yeah. But you weren't Minami." Her forehead crumpled. "I could tell, because your boobs were way too big, and y—foot, foot, foot!" Aki cried out for his poor tortured appendage, which was being slowly ground into the floor of the classroom. Close, as always, Voyeur sighed at the boring torture method.

Minami glared at him for a while before lifting her foot off his, stalking off with her arms crossed. Aki shook out his foot, waiting for feeling to return.

"…And blonde. So, you were like, a magical girl or something…"

Yuuji raised his eyebrows silently.

"And had these guns! That popped out of your skirt! And there was this really, really weird world thingy… with syringes? …And cake? …It made more sense in the dream. But. Uh, anyway, so there were these other two girls-"

"Who?" Himeji asked.

"…I don't know? It doesn't matter! And there was this weird cat thing, but it wasn't a weird cat thing…"

"What, exactly, was it then?" Minami said, becoming less amused with his idiocy as the story progressed.

"It was Hideyoshi!" He said eagerly.

"I was a… a cat?"

"Sort of. It's complicated. Anyway, Hideyoshi-thing was trying to get the other girls to become magical girls-"

"Why?"

"I don't know! And then this doll thing showed up, and Minami killed it, but then it turned into a giant freaking worm…"

"A giant… worm?"

"Yeah, Himeji-san. And then it was all 'roar!' I'm a giant worm! And then it bit Minami's head off. " Aki gestured animatedly, waving his arms around as he spoke.

"Are you crazy?" Minami said, frowning deeply.

"Yeah, Akihisa, that's… really strange, even for you."

"….. What happened next?" Voyeur said.

"Well, then, they uh… It was… Well… I don't actually remember." Akihisa said sheepishly.

"Idiot. You really are an idiot." Minami scoffed, turning around, showing her done-ness with the conversation.

"…But why was I a cat?" Hideyoshi mumbled, still completely bewildered.