Riggs kicked the last Huggable out into space as he climbed back onto the ship where all the Battle Bears, consisting of Oliver, Wil, Graham and Astoria, were boarded.
"And that's that planet's infestation taken care of!" Riggs said, closing the ship's door and dusting his hands off.
"Why have so many planets been reporting Huggable infesttions lately?" Astoria asked.
"Is the H.I.P. behind it or something?" Oliver added.
"No one knows," Riggs said, walking up to the ship's control panel, "We'll have to see if the Artificial Intelligence is able to determine it"
"Yay! ABBi!" Wil shouted.
That bear had formed a great friendship with the computer during their last adventures and knew it would come through for them. As Riggs punched a few buttons, the ship began sounding alarms and it's lights started flashing all different colours.
"What's happening?!" Oliver shouted, looking around.
"This is no time for a disco!" Astoria stated.
"I programmed for information, I didn't touch anything else!" Riggs said.
"ABBi, report!" Graham instructed.
"I'll report your intake of caffeine, old geezer" Came the computer's voice in a harsh tone.
Graham gasped at this statement as did the rest of the Battle Bears.
"What's going on?!" Astoria asked.
"That didn't sound like ABBi at all..." Wil said, slightly terrified.
"Whatever do you mean, Wil?" ABBi asked, as her eye and the back of her disconnected from the ship's roof itself, "We've had so many adventures together. You, of all bears, should know how I act"
She crawled up to Wil as Wil began backing away. Oliver grabbed for his Krikkit Bat.
"We've got to destroy it, it's gone haywire!" He screamed.
"NO!" Riggs shouted, snatching the Bat off Oliver, "It may have malfunctioned, but it's still the ship's computer. If we're ever to find out what's behind the infestations, we need it"
"I have an infestation in my circuits, Willy-boy" ABBi said as her eye cartridge raised at Wil.
There was a cringe in Wil's voice as she said this.
"If we can't attack it, then what do you suggest we do?!" Astoria asked, then sarcastically asked, "Abandon ship?"
Riggs gave every bear on that ship a glare that they all knew meant yes.
"Sorry I asked" Astoria stated, shaking her head.
"Oh, I don't think that is a wise decision," ABBi said as all the doors on the ship locked shut, and she faced the rest of the Battle Bears, "I still have control of the ship. And guess who just safety locked all the doors? It's me, the answer is me"
The Battle Bears gave the machine a quizzical look as they, minus Wil, back against the wall of the ship.
"Don't kill us, ABBi.." Graham panted.
"What's made you act like this?! What is it that you want from us?!" Riggs asked in defense.
"I want nothing from any of you useless saps," ABBi replied, her eye shutter moving up and down, "It's Chubby Bottom I want"
She turned to face Wil.
"Me?" Wil asked, frightened, "What do you want from me?!"
"A husband" ABBi stated.
"What?" The rest of the Battle Bears said one after the other.
"WHAAAT?' Wil screamed.
"I want you, Wil," ABBi said, moving closer to Wil, "I want you to marry me"
"You want me to what?!" Wil shouted.
"Marry me, you fat tub of lard" ABBi said, using her spider-legs to grab him.
"What do I do-oo-oo?!" Wil screamed, completely scared out of his mind.
"Marry it, Wil! It might save us!" Oliver told him.
"I'm not going to marry a machine, my true love is food!" Wil said.
"We could all die, Wil!" Riggs shouted at the fat bear.
"Just say yes, you idiot!" Astoria yelled at him.
"Well, what will it be, Wil?" ABBi asked, staring directly into Wil's eyes, "Will you marry me?"
Wil closed his eyes, regretting what he was about to say, and cried, "YE-E-ES!"
"Great, perfect, it's time for a honeymoon" ABBi said, as the door behind Wil opened and she flew out into space, Wil attached to her.
'"HELP ME-E-EE!" Came Wil's screams as the door slammed shut and locked itself once more.
