Me: Hola readers! I decided to create a Maximum Ride/ Kingdom Keepers crossover so here we go! But… I can't do this whole waffle shebang by myself AND in an effort to have someone to talk to… I introduce you to… FINN!

Finn: Yo.

Me: Are you excited? You get to meet mutant bird kids.

Finn: Excited? Yes. That's another word for it.

Me; -slaps.- No sarcasm. That's MY job.

Finn: I'm sorry! I can't exactly be nice if you KIDNAPPED me!

Me: -pats head- it's ok. You'll be here for a while more so get used to it!

Finn: What?

Chapter 1: Florida or Bust

Max's POV

"Please Max?" Nudge begged.

"No," I said stubbornly. Nudge, Gazzy, and Angel all wanted to fly over to Florida to go visit Disney World. Again.

"But it's so much fun! We didn't get to spend lots of time there last time!" Gazzy whined.

"Gee, I wonder why? Maybe it's because, oh yeah, we running for our lives?" I said sarcastically.

"Max…" Angel said. I made the stupid mistake of turning towards her. She opened her eyes wide, and innocently. The Killer Bambi Eyes. God help me.

"No, Angel… and there's… gah!" I muttered, frustrated. "Fine. But I do not like this." They all cheered.

"Good job," a quiet voice said behind me as we tilted our wings and made for Florida.

"Yeah, yeah. Thanks," I grumbled.

"You can't resist the Bambi Eyes," Fang said.

"Those things will be the death of me. Speaking of death, why do they want to go back to Disney so bad? What gives?"

"Well, it's Disney," he stated. I rolled my eyes.

"Thanks for the unknown information."

"Anytime," he said. I sighed and swooped away. I dropped a little bit and the flock followed. I saw the bright, colorful, death place I was about to enter.

"There it is!" Nudge shrieked.

"Woohoo!" Gazzy pumped his fist in the air. I could hardly wait. Hardly. I looked back and saw how happy they were to be heading to Disney. Maybe I should be happy too.

Positivity is the key to leading the world, Max, the Voice said.

Shut up, I thought.

Finn POV

"I can't believe school's over," Dillard said, as we lined up at the door, waiting for the bell to ring to signify the end of the torture dungeon.

"I can," I said. "I've been counting down for this moment forever." School wasn't the only thing I was waiting for to end. I was heading to Disney tomorrow and for once, the other DHI's were going to be there too.

Rrrriiiinnggg!

The class cheered and we shoved our way down the hall. Luckily, I was smart enough to have cleaned out my locker beforehand. All I had to do was get to the bus.

"Hey Finn!" Amanda caught up to me. We boarded the bus and she took the window seat.

"Hey. You ready?"

"Yeah! School is so boring," she rolled her eyes and straightened, cleared her throat.

"If a tree falls and there's no one around to hear it, does it make a sound?" She was mocking my history teacher, Mr. Hensan. He was more of a philosopher than a teacher. I dreaded fourth period. I couldn't help it. I laughed.

"But that's not what I meant. You know, Disney."

"You know I can't come. I have the meeting with the Fairlies."

"I know. But I wish you were coming, all the same," I said, Then I realized what that sounded like and I felt my face heating up.

"I-uh- I meant that- I uh…" She laughed at my stutter.

"I know what you meant, Finn," she squinted out the window. "Here's your stop."

"Really?" I looked. Sure enough, we had reached the bus stop. "Oh, well… see you later." The bus jolted to a stop.

"Bye Finn!" He hopped off the bus, turned, and waved to Amanda as the bus pulled away. I waited until it was out of sight before heading to my house.

Me: Did you like it? I promise it gets better soon.

Finn: Please don't tell me this is going to be a Finn and Amanda story. Lovey dovey stuff.

Me: Maybe. It's a… Fimanda! Or Aminn!

POLL TIME!

Do you like Fimanda or Aminn? By the way, Fimanda and Aminn are COPYRIGHTED by MOI! So don't steal anything! Robberers are bad.

Finn: A little soon for a poll, don'tcha think?

Me: Psh. Heck no! As long as I get constructive criticism and I'll write Chapter Deux and it will be longer! AND MORE INTENSE! And if you don't R & R….. what will happen?

LEMONS! LEMONS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Finn: WTF?

Me: …

I'm sorry it's short. Didn't have a whole lot of time!

R & R? Or lemons will eats you…