Link goes to Jail
One day in Skyloft, Groose was harassing Link like he usually did. Link wanted to sit on a bench outside and daydream instead of getting practice flying on his Loftwing.
Groose then stomped up to Link.
Link knew Groose was coming because he heard Groose's theme playing. Link wished he had his own theme song.
"Hey, Loser!" Groose said. "Are you dreaming about a date with Zelda?"
Link, who could yell but couldn't really talk all, that much, shook his head.
"Well, that's good. Because she's mine!" Groose yelled.
Link shook his head again. Really? That was it?
"What's wrong? Is your head a little loose?" Groose asked. "That would explain why you're so dumb!"
Link, who usually didn't fight back, was getting very irritated. What gave Groose the right to come over here and bother him anyway?
Link frowned.
"Now, now, don't be sad!" Groose continued to taunt. "Not everyone can find true love!"
Link jumped up and put his fist in Groose's face.
"Oh? You going to fight? Huh? You're a shrimp!" Groose teased.
Link growled and punched Groose's face.
"OUCH!" Groose said. "What is that all about?"
Link then tackled Groose down and was about to stab him when along came none other than Karane.
"I'm reporting you!" she yelled. "You can't stab others!"
Link panicked and put his sword away, and then ran to Pipit's house to hide.
"Ah! Link! So nice to see you!" Pipit's mom said.
She let him stay for a while, but then she heard a knock on her door.
"THERE HE IS!" Karane yelled. She was with Pipit.
"That young man is a criminal! We must take him to Hylian Jail!" Pipit said.
"Okay…" said Pipit's mom.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Link screamed, struggling as Pipit and Karane handcuffed him.
"Extra time for resisting arrest!" Pipit said.
Pipit and Karane tied Link down to a Loftwing and flew far, far away with him.
Soon, they arrived at a rock with a hole in it and dropped Link down the hole. He fell behind a plain spot of grass with bars in front of it and a rock wall in the back.
Then, Pipit and Karane flew away.
Link began to cry. He was only defending himself!
Then, he realized that he had all his gear with him. Hooray! Now he could easily get out!
Link tried cutting through the bars, but it was no use.
As some knights were flying by, they gave Link weird looks. Skyloft was a very peaceful place, so it was very unusual for the jail to be occupied.
Link was yelling and sticking his sword out through the bars.
Finally, Link gave up. Those bars were invincible!
Then, Link had another idea. He could dig his way out!
Link began digging a hole.
When Zelda heard that Link had been arrested, she cried. "What will I do without my friend?!"
"There's always me," Groose said.
"I hate you, Groose! You're the one who provoked him!" Zelda yelled.
"Then it should be Groose going to jail!" said Professor Horwell.
It was getting dark, so Headmaster Gaepora locked Groose in his room.
The next morning, when Pipit and Karane threw Groose in jail, Link was nowhere in sight.
He was lying, exhausted, under the ground.
Link finally came back and appeared in Skyloft.
"Link! You're back!" said Zelda.
"We threw the real crook in jail," said Karane.
"And made you a cake!" Gaepora said.
The cake said:
Welcome home from Jail, Link!
Sorry we arrested you!
Link smiled, took the whole cake and ran to his room.
"Hey! Let's have a no-Groose party!" said Zelda.
And they never remembered to pick Groose up from jail.
The end.
