Operation: Annoy Carlisle!
Takes place after Breaking Dawn~
Short one-shot.
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3rd Person POV
Bella was sitting on the couch, flipping throught the T.V. Channels when she had gotten a funny idea...
Operation: Annoy Carlisle!
Lets go get the others to help me. She thought before running off to find Alice, Edward, and Emmett.
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Bella's POV
Step One: Scratch his Mercedes.... hmm... AND BLAME IT ON ESME!!
I walked silently into the garage (do they even have one?) and quickly found his brand new and shiny Mercedes. I walked up to it and placed my hand on the hood.
Scccrrraattccchhh
I had scratched 3 large scratch marks into the hood of the Mercedes with my finger nails. Then, I took out a yellow sticky note and a pen from my purse and wrote on the sticky note:(in perfect imitation of Esme's handwriting, btw.)
I am sorry to say this, but I took your Mercedes for a drive... and got into a car accident... and exposed our secret.
~Love, Esme.
Hehehe....
...When Carlisle gets home from work 3 hours later....
"ESME!!"
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Emmett's POV
Step Two: Replace his paintings with porn.
Hehehe. Bella gave me the best step.
I set out all the porn pictures I had out on Carlisle's desk and began removing every single painting he has up on the wall in his office. Then, I began putting the porn up.
Hmm... it looks so much better in here.
...before Carlisle gets home from work and after Esme gets back from shopping with Alice...
I heard a high pitched scream coming from the office.
Esme is home.
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Edward's POV
Step Three: Call Carlisle a Pedophile.
Hmph. Why am I taking part in this stupid game? Oh, right, because Bella wanted me to.
"Pedophile." I said as he walked past me.
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Alice's POV
Last Step: Convince Carlisle that Esme uses Isle Esme with Edward.
"Carlisle."
"Yes, Alice?"
"I just wanted to let you know that Esme uses Isle Esme with Edward. Trust me, I saw."
His jaw just about dropped down to the floor. Then, I skipped off out of his office with a huge smile on my face.
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3rd Person POV
The 'funny' idea didn't work out so well... Lets just say that Carlisle and Esme live very, very far apart now.
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Well, I lol'd.
