Operation: Annoy Carlisle!

Takes place after Breaking Dawn~

Short one-shot.

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3rd Person POV

Bella was sitting on the couch, flipping throught the T.V. Channels when she had gotten a funny idea...

Operation: Annoy Carlisle!

Lets go get the others to help me. She thought before running off to find Alice, Edward, and Emmett.

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Bella's POV

Step One: Scratch his Mercedes.... hmm... AND BLAME IT ON ESME!!

I walked silently into the garage (do they even have one?) and quickly found his brand new and shiny Mercedes. I walked up to it and placed my hand on the hood.

Scccrrraattccchhh

I had scratched 3 large scratch marks into the hood of the Mercedes with my finger nails. Then, I took out a yellow sticky note and a pen from my purse and wrote on the sticky note:(in perfect imitation of Esme's handwriting, btw.)

I am sorry to say this, but I took your Mercedes for a drive... and got into a car accident... and exposed our secret.

~Love, Esme.

Hehehe....

...When Carlisle gets home from work 3 hours later....

"ESME!!"

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Emmett's POV

Step Two: Replace his paintings with porn.

Hehehe. Bella gave me the best step.

I set out all the porn pictures I had out on Carlisle's desk and began removing every single painting he has up on the wall in his office. Then, I began putting the porn up.

Hmm... it looks so much better in here.

...before Carlisle gets home from work and after Esme gets back from shopping with Alice...

I heard a high pitched scream coming from the office.

Esme is home.

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Edward's POV

Step Three: Call Carlisle a Pedophile.

Hmph. Why am I taking part in this stupid game? Oh, right, because Bella wanted me to.

"Pedophile." I said as he walked past me.

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Alice's POV

Last Step: Convince Carlisle that Esme uses Isle Esme with Edward.

"Carlisle."

"Yes, Alice?"

"I just wanted to let you know that Esme uses Isle Esme with Edward. Trust me, I saw."

His jaw just about dropped down to the floor. Then, I skipped off out of his office with a huge smile on my face.

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3rd Person POV

The 'funny' idea didn't work out so well... Lets just say that Carlisle and Esme live very, very far apart now.

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Well, I lol'd.