Hello peoples. This was my idea of Christmas spirit. Unfortunately, the inspiration didn't come until after the second day of Christmas... Anyway, thanks to my beta (for this story anyway), tortallanrider. Hope you enjoy. Happy New Year.

Disclaimer: I own nothing that you recognize.


Chapter One: Prologue

"So, my darling, is there anything you want for Midwinter?"

Jonathan and his wife of nine months were curled up together on the sofa, resting in front of the merrily crackling fire.

"Other than the ability to do whatever I want, you mean?" Alanna was seven months pregnant, and irritated with the Healers' orders of "no strenuous activities until the baby is born." Jonathan gave her a look that clearly said "That wasn't what I meant." Alanna pursed her lips in thought. "Oh, I don't know – surprise me."

"A surprise it shall be then, my heart." He kissed her nose, holding her closer.

Later that day, while Alanna was napping, Jonathan sat in his study with his cousin, Gary, brainstorming what "surprise" he would present his "dear little wife" with. Suddenly, a mischievous grin spread across his face as a marvelous idea made itself known to him.

"Okay, what idea are you having, cousin? Any look like that means trouble."

"Oh, just something to surprise Alanna with."

"And that would be?"

Jonathan signaled his cousin to lean, and told him his idea. Gary laughed loud and long. As they made their plans for the next day, Jonathan's last thought was that Alanna would probably never forgive him.