Bleach
Christmas Chaos
It was the night before Christmas when disaster struck. Rukia Kuchiki was heading for the Senkon Gate when she was stopped by Captain Ukitate.
"Where are you heading Rukia-Chan?" Ukitate asked.
"Kurakura town, Ichigo's family invited me for Christmas. Apparently its tomorrow so I had to shop a little today first." Rukia said.
"What's Christmas big head?" asked a small girl with pink hair.
"Hello Yachiru-chan." said Rukia. "From what I've learned from Ichigo's family and others in the human world, Christmas is an insane celebration where everyone and some fat old guy named Santa gives toys and candy to each other and hang out all day. It's like every ones birthday put together as a big party."
"There's Free Candy!!!" Yelled Yachiru, loud enough for all of Soul Society to hear. "I'll have to get Kenny something though….he won't want candy, or a toy…..I know." "Big head get Ichi to come here tomorrow. Tell him it's important but won't take long." "See ya I got to go tell everyone."
"Bye Yachiru-chan," Called Rukia.
"Have fun Rukia", said captain Ukitate. "I have to go warn Captain General Yammamoto that Yachiru is probably going to get larger amounts of candy tomorrow." "Last time she wiped out all of squad 6."
"Ok, and I have to give Ichigo her message," Rukia said as she walked through the Senkon Gate and into Kurakura town.
The next day everyone in the squad 10 barracks were woken up by screams of excitement from Yachiru. They passed around some gifts that were all last minute purchases mostly sake. Yachiru got 15 pounds of chocolate and candy to the horror of everyone. Then except Yachiru and Zaraki every got drunk from the sake and passed out.
"Your present will be here soon Kenny", said Yachiru.
"You know I don't like candy, so what did you get?" asked Zaraki.
Just then Ichigo walked in the door and Yachiru said with a smile. "I got Ichigo here so you can fight him." As soon as she said that Ichigo turned tail and run for his life.
Zaraki got a big menacing grin on his face and said "thanks Yachiru, it's a perfect gift." He then got up and started chasing Ichigo with his sword drawn ready for a good fight with lots of blood.
"Merry Christmas Kenny!!!" yelled Yachiru as she began devouring her candy. "It's a great day, let's do it again tomorrow."
