So I wanted to write a pregay-nico fanfic, but I love gay people. I had this idea running crazy like Dakota on Kool-Aid. So, sit back, relax and enjoy the reading. Please review. I need to know if I should continue this.

Rosie's POV

"Hey Corpse Flower! Wake up." Nico was shouting at me through the door.

"Let me alone Death Breath!" I started screaming as skeletons came up from the floor. "NICO! PUT THEM BACK NOW!"

"Party-Pooper." I heard him mutter through the door. "Anyway Rosie, get up."

I am Rosalind Mendes, and I am a half-blood. What am I doing in the Underworld you ask? Well, Aphrodite took one look at me and said that I was going to be trapped in the Underworld unless I find love by the time I reach 16, which is in 4 months. So I am probably gonna be stuck here my entire life. Probably because there are no living people except for Nico, barf, and they apparently have to be alive. So, yay. I got out of bed, and changed into some black jeans, black t-shirt, black flats and a bright red cardigan. I don't have to wear make-up because I have a perfect face; somehow I got that from Mom. That's the reason I'm stuck here. I'm too pretty. I came down to the dining hall. Which is never used for formal things. Hades glared at me hotly, I guess I get that from the fact I'm the daughter of his wife with another man.

"You're late." Hades growled at me.

"And your point being?"

"Persephone, restrain your child."

"I am not a child, Lord Hades."

"Yes, you are a child. Especially to us gods."

"Rosie, please don't be rude." My mother looked at me with pleading eyes.

"Fine."

"What did you dream about this time? Somehow, a perfect handsome alive boy coming down here and falling in love with you?" Nico smirked. He had grown up since the Giant War. He was 17 now, with shaggy black hair that fell into his eyes. He was tall, and lean. Still pale though, and very gloomy. He had a mischievous glint in his eye, all the time. He'd be cute, if he weren't so damn annoying.

"No, you idiot."

"No need to be snippy Rose."

"I wouldn't need to be if you weren't so stupid."

"You think you're so clever, don't you."

"More than you."

"I would love to chop your head off right now."

"I'd like to see you try."

"I will then."

"My daggers would be stabbing you in the chest first."

"Like you could even tr-"

"NICO! ROSE! STOP ARGUING RIGHT NOW!" Hades shouted. We both shut up fast. I ate my eggs in silence, Nico glaring at me across the table. I got out if there as soon as I could.