First fanfic! Thanks to Kiyohiko Azuma for creating Azumanga Daioh- of course, that means that I don't own anything.


They had been talking about Chiyo becoming America's president.

"And then you can give Hawaii to me." Tomo pointed at herself while Chiyo gave her a look that said, "That's not possible". Osaka, meanwhile, went off into her own little world, as she tended to do a lot.

"The land of Chiyo-chan... Ah wish ah could see that."

After a very odd image of what exactly that country would look like, Osaka found a somewhat strange point about the topic at hand. Hawaii, huh? Tomo wanted Hawaii. Now that was all fine and dandy, but... She turned to Yomi, who was, predictably, getting mad at Tomo for something. Osaka's gaze shifted to the taller girl's chest, lost in thought. "Hawaiian," she said at last without thinking, loud enough for the hyperactive idiot and the irritated bespectacled girl to hear.

Both girls turned to her with questioning expressions. Osaka smiled. Her spacey face had one of those looks where you could tell that she just had an Osakan epiphany- you know the one.

"Ah see what you did there, Tomo. You sly dog..."