I do not own Dragonball Z, I just like to write about certain characters in the series.
To keep you all from thinking Freeza's voice sounds feminine…. Find yourself a Japanese episode of dbz where he's saying something (in Japanese). If you can't get any, let me know and I'll send you a short sample of his real voice. It is soooo much better than the English version. In this fic (and in my other's) his voice sounds like the Japanese version… warm, clear and young (and don't forget most sexy).
----- Chapter One ------
Location: Planet Freeza, Freeza's headquarters….. his master's chambers
Annoyed Freeza looked at the little pile of dark gray ash at his feet.
"Uh… Lord Freeza?" the green servant asked him carefully. "That was our only cook, Sir…"
Freeza grumbled a bit and turned his back to the pile of ash and his servant. His tail softly tapped on the floor and he held his arms crossed before his chest.
"Better find a new one quickly, Zarbon. And this time, one who can actually prepare my favorite dishes as they should be prepared!" He said calm but with a distinctive tone of authority.
Zarbon rolled his eyes behind his master's back. This was cook number… so many… - he'd lost count by now - Freeza had blown to the next dimension.
"Yes Sir," he replied and walked towards the door of Freeza's chambers to get his master a new cook.
"Oh, and Zarbon…" Freeza called him back. "Please clean up that ash from my floor."
"Yes Sir! I'll just find myself a vacuum cleaner." He left the chambers and found his way to the room where the cleaners kept their gear to find a v-cleaner.
Grumbling and with v-cleaner he walked back to Freeza's chambers.
"Hey, where are you going with that vacuum cleaner?" he heard behind him.
Somewhat agitated he looked over his shoulder and saw his mate Dodoria pacing behind him with a most amused grin on his face.
"Lord Freeza's quarters," Zarbon replied briefly.
"Who did he blow up this time," Dodoria wanted to know.
Zarbon let out a tired sounding sigh. "The cook."
"WHAT?! AGAIN!!! Geese…," Dodoria exclaimed. "I liked that cook! He knew just how to make my favorite meal!"
"Yeah, well Lord Freeza didn't think so."
They reached their masters quarters and Zarbon went in to clean up the ash.
"Wait here, I'll be back in a sec. Let's kick some ass just now!" He said before he went in.
"I'll take you on anytime!" Dodoria accepted his challenge.
Zarbon came out again with a sigh and a grumble.
"What did he say?" Dodoria wanted to know.
"Nothing."
"Nothing?"
"He's just standing there, staring at the stars."
(( AN: it's dark outside !! ))
"You know what I think?" Dodoria suddenly said.
"You actually think?"
"HEY! Watch it!" he poked Zarbon in his side, forcing most of the air out of his lungs.
With a painful grin he said. "So, what DO you think?"
"I think he needs a girlfriend!"
Zarbon stopped in an instant as if he ran into a brick wall. "A girlfriend??!! Are you mad?!"
"No, I am not mad! I think he needs one!"
"You know what women are like! He'd kill her after the first argument!"
"Then we should find him a powerful one!"
"Where are we gonna find us a strong girlfriend for lord Frieza?? He's impossible to please!"
Dodoria thought for a moment. "We could ask around."
"Yeah, sure! And then Freeza will hear about it in no time!" Zarbon rolled his eyes.
"Hmmm… true."
Two soldiers came running down the corridor, looking for Zarbon.
"Sir, we have a problem in the showers…" one of them told Zarbon.
Zarbon raised one of his eyebrows.
"Well, what do you want from me? Do I look like a plumber?"
"Er… no, Sir, but it's not that kinda problem," the soldier said.
"Than, what's the problem?" he was getting a bit irritated by the soldiers vague assumptions.
"You might wanna take a look for yourself, sir," the soldier suggested.
Zarbon rolled his eyes (( AN: aah, again….. He's having a bad day )) and followed the soldiers.
They walked into the soldier's dressing chambers where steam was drifting out of the common shower-room. A group of soldiers - all with towel around their waist - peaked in there, not seeing a thing because of the steam.
"So, what's the problem?" Zarbon wanted to know by now.
"Well…. we had some new recruits today… and one of them did not want the rest of the guys in the shower…" one of the soldiers said.
"Why's that?"
"Well err… sir…. it's a …. It's a …. a … girl!"
Zarbon raised his brows. "You all can't handle a girl?!"
"She's very strong sir!" the group of soldiers called out simultaneously.
"Hey!" Dodoria poked Zarbon in the side again, this time not as hard as before.
"What?"
"We could let Lord Freeza handle this one?" He blinked at him. "This is a G-I-R-L!"
"He's not gonna come here to chase some girl out of the showers!"
"Well, than YOU go!" Dodoria pushed him towards the entrance to the showers.
Zarbon swung his braid from his shoulder on his back and paced into the showers.
It didn't take longer then ten seconds before he came flying out of there… landing against the wall…. head down, feet up. He stayed stuck to the wall for a moment and then fell off.
Dodoria and the soldiers all looked at him with a most stunned look on their faces.
"Err…." Zarbon got up. "She's strong already!"
He powered up and paced right back into the showers. Same result.
"S-she asked f-for someone to w-wash her back…" he stammered. "But she ain't gonna get that!"
"Hey, we could tell Lord Freeza we got a situation in here, only he can take handle!" Dodoria suggested again.
"Yeah, well… if he wants to kill someone for that, you'll be the one!"
"Is she pretty?"
"Couldn't see… Al I saw was some fiery red eyes and her fist."
"Bwuhahahahaaaa!!!!!" Dodoria burst into laughter. "So much for your 'womanizer' reputation!"
"MAKE THE CALL!!!" Zarbon ordered him.
"OkAY!!!" he pressed the button on his scouter to contact Freeza.
"What do you want?" his lordship's voice sounded into Dodoria's ear.
"Sir, we got a situation in the showers. It seems you're the only one who is able to handle the rebel recruit!" Dodoria informed him. "This one's tough! Even Zarbon can't handle it!"
An annoyed grumble sounded on the other side of the scouter.
"Very well!"
Two minutes later Freeza walked into the soldiers dressing chambers, finding the soldiers with their towels around their waist.
He raised his brows and shook his head. "Can't you all handle some rebellious recruit?!"
"No Sir! This one is very strong!"
Freeza
sighed and walked into the showers, finding his way through the thick
steam.
He
was in the mood to kick some ass anyway.
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O-kay!
How is he gonna handle that surprise?!?!?!
I
just might update, if you all review me!
