I do not own Tokyo Mew Mew

*Note*This is a story in first person of Ichigo.

I'm taking a break from the hard tension action of my other story, so enjoy some humor that sorta randomly appeared in my head.


"Stupid dad," I mumbled as I walked toward the park. He had just yelled at me for coming home late again, and now said I had to be punished. I didn't think much about it, until he grounded for three weeks.

Three weeks! Thats a lifetime to me, and whats worst, the grounding is I may not see Aoyama-kun during those three weeks. Life is so unfair!

I sighed, not realizing someone was watching me, smiling at a evil thought. As I rounded a corner, suddenly water came splashing down and then a bucket hit me. "What the...OW!" I yelled, then I heard someone laughing their head off above me.

"KISH!" I screamed at him, and he just teleported away, still laughing. I'll get him for this, I thought and then began to come up with a plan.

The next day, while on the way to work, I stopped by the prank shop and bought a trick cup and smiled at what I was going to do today. Smiling at the thought, I went to work, and when I was done, went back to the park.

As I had expected, Kish was there waiting for me by his usual tree. "Hey, kitty-cat, wasn't yesterday a blast?" He asked, smiling, then laughing.

I barely kept the anger of my face, and smiled at him and said, "I deserved it. I've been a jerk, and that was your way of showing me the error of my way."

Kish looked like he was confused, but then quickly replaced it with a victory grin. "Yeah, thats exactly what I was doing." He said, not catching me roll my eyes.

"I want to say I'm sorry, so why don't you come down and we can have a picnic?" I sweetly asked.

Still not catching me rolling my eyes, he accepted. An hour later, we were finishing off a picnic of rice balls and other treats when Kish said he was thirsty. Nows my chance! I thought, and gave him the trick glass. I took out the lemon aid, and poured it into the cup.

Kish jumped up and started to curse at the wet spot all over his pants. Laughing into tears, I fell onto my back, holding my sides until I couldn't breath. Kish was already gone by that time, saying something about trusting a cat is a bad idea.

I didn't think he would strike back quickly, so I chuckled on my way home. About halfway there, something crawled on my shoulder, and when I looked at it, it was a spider.

"AHHHHHHH!!!!" I sceamed, then tried to slap it off me. I then realized it was fake, and I heard the sound of laughing. I looked up and saw Kish, holding his sides at how hard he was laughing.

"KISH!" I screamed as he disappeared. "THIS MEANS WAR!"


Now, I know that might have not been very funny to you, but while I was writing it, I flipped a coin (again) and used what it told me to do.