(Oneshot. Pokemon and Sonic!) Basically my last Sonic Fanfic until furthur notice)
Tails, You must press the button!" Eggman urged.
"I...I can't!" Tails cried, breaking up.
"Tails...you must do it. At least we will beat the Meterex." The image of Cosmo said.
(On a ship on the other side of the Dark Oak Planet)
Kirlia, Presidents Mudkip and Eevee, and a crew, wait on The HellPersian, a Super star destroyer.
"Can we speed it forward? I hate the melodrama." Eevee yawned.
"You know, We could wrap this up a lot quicker if we just fire the nuke." Kirlia said.
"And wipe out everything?" Mudkip replied.
"Just fire it. I hate Cosmo. She's a cheap rip-off of me anyway. FIRE our nukes!" Kirlia shouted.
"But I am le tired..." The gunnery officer yawned.
"Ok take a nap, then FIRE ZE MISSILES!" Kirlia did a cross-eyed face.
(5 secs later)
"Nap done!" Gunnery officer used nuclear winter!
Dark Oak used Protect, But it failed!
The nuke penetrated the shield and continued on its merry way.
"Meh... Who'll miss Cosmo anyway?" Kirlia asked.
"Uh...Tails?" Mudkip replied.
"Who cares? Fire at the Blue Typhoon as well!" Kirlia ordered the gunnery officer.
Gunnery officer used Nuke! It's super effective!
Blue Typhoon used Protect, but it failed!
"AAAAAAAANNNH-" Tails screamed before the nuke vaporized the Blue Typhoon.
"GASP! Kirlia, You can't do that!" Eevee gasped.
"Why not?" Kirlia rolled her eyes.
"You created a time Paradox!" Eevee said.
Kirlia's eyes widened at this.
"Ooh...My bad..." she muttered.
"What was in that first rocket anyway?" Mudkip asked.
"Weedkiller."
"Hey, Hey, Hey Lucas!" Cosmo shouted.
"What is it, Orange..I mean Cosmo." Lucas said, annoyed.
"Weedkiller."
The Weedkiller missile exploded and sent weedkiller all over Lucas.
"AAH! I'm MELTING! I'M MELTIIING!" Lucas screamed.
"Hahahahhaha..ooh owch." Cosmo winced.
"Hey Lucas, why the 'long face'?" She joked.
"It Burns! it Burns! AIIEEEEEEeeeeee..." All that was left of Lucas was a big gloopy puddle.
"See kids? Crime doesn't pay. You'll only get killed in a Wizard of Oz-esque melting scene." Cosmo turned toward 'Ye who be reading this tale.'
Then the nuke exploded, vaporizing everything in the Sonic Universe except for the Pokemon ship.
Cosmo teleported to the 'Avatar: The Last Airbender (Anime) Universe.
"Ok, Job done. Let's go to the 'Last Airbender' (Movie) Universe and vaporize everything there!" Eevee said, to a chorus of cheers.
"Full speed Mr. Sulu." Mudkip ordered.
"For the last time you bleedin' eegit, MY NAME ISN'T SULU!" Scotty screamed, face purple with rage.
"Full Speed N'T Sulu." Mudkip said, oblivious of being called an eegit.
Scotty muttered some dark curses under his breath, and typed in the coordinates.
"M Night Shyamalan, Prepare to die!" Mudkip yelled.
The HellPersian warped to the Last Airbender Universe.
Wow, I made the saddest moment in Sonic History funny...Mua ha ha ha haaaaaaaaa... HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA HAAAAAA! HAAA HAA HAA HAAAAA! MUA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Ahem, So Who would have thought it? I joined as Cosmo the Seedrian, I'm now Snowy the Eevee.
Anyway, I Deep-fried the Sonic crew because i'm a Pokemon fan now.
I'm not really gonna be writing anymore Sonic Fanfics, like I said before, until further notice. So...Ciao!
