To say Captain Jack was a bit of a lady's man was an understatement. He was a lady's man, a man's man and...any other species out there man. Not that it bothered me. After all we had quite a….special relationship. Not boyfriend and girlfriend or anything like that but…it was hard to describe.

But I wasn't thinking of that now. The only thing I was focusing on was outrunning the angry guards that were currently chasing me and Jack through the streets of the town Tarkens yelling angrily in 40th century Martian. Our ship was on the other side of the town and I was already getting out of breath.

"Remind me again why these guys are chasing us Jack?!" I yelled knocking over a row of boxes in an attempt to trip the guards. From the sound of things it hadn't done much.

"A simple misunderstanding that's all! They are completely overreacting!" Jack yelled back ducking under an archway dragging me with him hiding as the guards ran by. I peered out and sighed a little in relief as I saw the guards look around in angered confusion for a few minutes before walking away from us. I turned and saw Jack lean against the wall catching his breath. I rolled my eyes "You know I would once...just once…like to go to a planet and be able to walk off the planet without being escorted by guards Jack!"

Jack glared at me slightly "I said it was all a misunderstanding!"

"How exactly is the Princess of Mars's lady in waiting finding you and her in bed together on the morning of her wedding a misunderstanding?!" I remarked angrily giving him a punch on the shoulder. He raised his hands in mock innocence "In fairness I did have a lot to drink last night." He gave me a cocky smirk. I just shook my head. All I wanted was ONE nice place where I could just…pretend I was normal. Of course I was travelling with Captain Jack Harkness. Normality was most likely a thing of the past.

Jack saw my face and sighed a little "Ok ok...next planet I swear I will stick by you the whole time. I won't drink or…sleep with foreign royalty. It'll just be a nice peaceful planet."

I looked at him with raised eyebrows "Really? You swear?"

Jack raised his hand "Swear."

"Even the drinking part?"

Jack paused "Well...I...uh…"

I scoffed smiling slightly "Thought not. Now come on. Let's head back to the ship." I patted his shoulder walking away twitching my hips as I felt a hand miss it by an inch.

"I told you the next time you did that you'd lose a hand Harkness. It wasn't an empty threat."

"Oh I fully believe that Eri." I could feel Jack smirk at my back and laughed as we made our way back to the ship

A/N Hey! GeekGirl here! So this is just the first chapter which I want to see how well it does. Just to clarify this is before Jack meets the Doctor and Rose but I fully intend to add them and the "Empty Child" episode in later. I'd just like to mention that I do not own Doctor Who or any of its characters. I only own my OC. Allonsy!