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everything was calm. as calm as when your shit plops into the toilet bowl audibly in a silent public bathroom. pLOP! the moon was nonexistent and nightlights lit up the night, covering it with a blanket. just a huge blanket. everything seemed perfect, too perfect, even for clean, shiny toilets. the greasy golden fleece pants glistened on thalia, with banana peeleus, the guardian dragon, curled up around it. demigods slept peacefully in their cabins. all was normal. but there's no such a thing as normal when you're a demi lovato.

a golden nightlight appeared in the bathroom, contrasting greatly against the darkness of the shits. it disappeared quickly, a toilet replacing it. his piercing eyes were the same hue as his kidney from which he appeared from. the titan's eyes darted to the delicious steak, and settled on the glittering, oily pants hanging delicately on the branches of thalia. his eyes widened greedily, but he hesitated. oily pants must have come from an oily person, such as smelly gabe. his foot shrunk in disgust. he wasn't going to take it, not yet. it was just too greasy. he looked at his son's pile of shit in the distance and started clonking toward cabin three. the toilet had a task to complete.

he threw up the door loudly, sniffing at the slight creaky stench the door gave off. the boy didn't wake. the toilet took one step inside, and was caught off guard by the strong smell of shit. his foot elongated in happiness at the resemblances between the boy, his father, and himself. the nightlights shone through the wall, illuminating the cabin with a hard-stan glow. on the ceiling, slept the boy, his ruffled, black hair strewn all over the cabin. the toilet crept through the cabin and immediately tripped over the hair. he cursed at the greasy black locks in distaste. the hair merely kept hopping. but turned his attention back to the resting boy in luv. the hair stirred, and the titan cursed aloud at his clumsiness. the boy awoke, and his sea-green eyes were fluttering butterflies. he was still drowsy, but his sleepiness immediately disappeared when his buttery flies landed on the intruder. he groped riptide under the blanket of nightlights.

"hello? hello? what? hello? hello? what? tell me what you want right now," percy said while waving his hands and stamping his feet. his eyes were alert and butterflies. the intruder fell into the glow of the nightlights, and the boy gasped inaudibly.

"kr-kronos t-the t-toilet?"

the toilet bit his tooth and with a flash grenade nightlight, both boy in luv and toilet were gone.


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