Sam: who's your ex

Freddie: Valerie

Sam : ok

Freddie : come on dont be jealous we could still date.

Sam: really but if you talk to her one more time we have to go to groovy smoothie and drink smoothies.

IN GROOVY SMOOTHIE

Freddie : T-Bo can we have a blueberry banana and strawberry splat smoothies.

T-Bo: You want the love smoothie.

Sam : sure thanks Teebs

T-bo : You want a bagel guys

Freddie : Nooo!

Carly : Hi Guys!

Sam : Hi Carls

Freddie : Sup

Carly : Sam we're going to build - a - bra

Sam : K bye Freddie *kiss*

Freddie : Bye Little Samantha

IN BUILD - A - BRA

Sam : There's something weird happening between me and Freddie because of this Valerie chick

Carly : Oh chiz her again

Valerie : Hi guys

Sam : Hi skunk chick

Valerie : excuse me

Sam : Freddie has been neglecting me because of you and he never said I love you to me.

Sam : you're trying to steal Freddie from me. You douchebag , you are so stupid I can kill you *starts a fight*. You dont know how hard its been to be this girl I mean me. *cries*

Carly: its fine you could get over this.