This story was one that just came to me suddenly out of the blue and I hope you all enjoy reading this first chapter as much as I enjoyed writing it!
Note: Jigoku means hell in Japanese.
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Naruto sat unusually quiet, but only because he knew he was in big trouble. He had really blown his last mission…literally.
Kakashi stood in front of Naruto serving the biggest lecture of his life, Sasuke and Sakura stood by a near by tree observing the whole scene with slightly amused faces.
"And what about that poor old man, an innocent bystander who got knocked out!"
Naruto cringed at the memory of seeing an unresponsive old man lying by his feet; he knew it was his fault.
Kakashi held no remorse however and continued on, "How many times do I have to tell you Naruto, smoke bombs are very different to real bombs, I mean seriously, why did you have to go blow the whole place up!"
Naruto went to defend himself, "but they look the same!"
Kakashi glared Naruto down, "it was a sacred temple for god's sake! And it was only one enemy, who was weak in chakra no less; a slight breeze could have blown him down!"
"Thanks to me" Sasuke said quietly, no one else heard.
Kakashi sighed, "You keep failing missions Naruto, I just don't know what to do!"
Everything fell silent for awhile until Sasuke stepped forward, "I have an idea."
Sakura smiled admiringly at this while Kakashi eyed Sasuke suspiciously, "what would that be?"
Sasuke stuck his hand in his pocket and pulled out a poster, it was slightly wrinkled but Sasuke smoothed it out.
Everyone gathered underneath the shade of a tree to inspect the poster.
"I actually found it on this mission, it appears to be an add-"
"For a delinquent school!" Kakashi smiled underneath his mask, this could work.
Kakashi looked toward Naruto, "here's the deal, you go to this delinquent school and I won't fire you as a ninja."
Naruto frowned, "for how long?"
Sasuke looked over the poster, "It says it's enrolling now, however the school only goes for a year, it says it guaranties by then all the students will be perfectly mannered and well behaved."
Kakashi smiled once again, "this is perfect! Actually why don't we all go?"
Sasuke stared at Kakashi in horror, "What?"
Sakura backed away, "No, I'm already well behaved, I don't need this!"
"Come on, think of it as a mission, all of us together, at-" Kakashi looked for the first time at the name of the school, "Jigoku High for delinquents!"
All four ninjas shared a second of worried expressions.
"Let's just hope it isn't as a bad as it sounds…"
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It was lunch time at Domino High and Yugi smiled to himself as he thought of his ingenious plan, which was already in action. Joey, Tristan and Tea however thought he had lost his mind.
Yugi was refusing to play any card games.
"Come on Yugi, you're the duel monsters champ, just give me one game!" Joey pleaded.
Yugi shook his head, "No, I already said no, and I'm not going to change my mind, it's his punishment."
Tea sighed, "Has Yami done anything to upset you? Is that what's wrong?"
"Yes he has" Yugi admitted.
All three of Yugi's friends shared worried expressions.
Tristan piped up, "What did he do this time?"
This time? Yami thought to himself, what in Ra's* name have I ever done in the past that's bad, besides mind crush a few enemies?
Yugi shook his head in aspiration, "he's just so…"
"Awesome?"
"Weird?"
"Serious?"
Yugi shook his head again, "No, its more like ignorant. I mean I walk around minding my own business and every person we pass he insists on commenting about them."
"The kind of comments that are nice?" Tea hoped.
"No, the kind of comments that might get you arrested for saying."
Hey, give me a break; it gets really boring being stuck inside your head all day! School, homework, duel monsters, oh does my hair look okay? Oh no Tea's looking at me, what do I do, she's so pretty-"
Yugi looked down at his puzzle, "I do not say those things!"
I've got an expenses paid trip inside the very deepest corners of your head buddy, I know what goes on in there.
Yugi gasped in shock, "Liar!"
"Yugi shut up, you look silly yelling to yourself like that!" Joey looked around to find people staring.
Yugi quieted down at his own embarrassment and the surrounding people looked away feeling a little confused.
"Pardon me for intruding" a voice said behind the group of friends, "but do you have a problem with Yami?"
Everyone turned around in surprise to find Bakura standing there.
Yugi nodded solemnly.
"Then why don't you try this?" Bakura held out a poster and Yugi took it eagerly, the others crowded around to read what it said.
The title read Jigoku High for Delinquents.
"It's a college that teaches you proper respect and manners, it could help. Of course it's just an idea that you could go so Yami could learn there."
Yugi looked at the poster filled with pictures of students doing sports activities and sitting well mannered in class, at the bottom was a phone number to call up and enroll.
Hell no. Yugi, listen to me, I know in the past we've had arguments but its okay cause I know you've learned that I'm always right so lets just put down this poster and forget it ever existed okay? Yugi?
"Hey thanks Bakura you know what, I think that's a great idea!"
Oh screw you Yugi, Yami thought bitterly.
Bakura smiled, "No problem, well I've got to go, see you guys later!"
Yugi and his friends watched Bakura run off and the same thought swam through all of their heads, well, wasn't that nice of him?
Except Yami who thought something more like, note to self: mind crush Bakura.
Bakura had one thought swimming through his head too as he walked away from Yugi, enjoy your one way ticket to the shadow realm.
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Well, what do you think? Please review and tell me so I know whether to continue on with this or not. Although I think I'll keep writing it anyway! :D
*Ra is the Egyptian sun god. (Just in case you didn't know.)
