"Ash?" Misty called. "Ash?"

"I'm over here," said Ash. "Did you want to talk?"

"Yeah... I wanted to tell you..."

"Tell me what?"

"I... I-"

"BREAKING INTO YOUR FANFIC, CUZ I'M NAZRIN!" Nazrin shattered the Gensokyan Border separating the Kanto region and Gensokyo (because logic) and grabbed Ash's Pokeballs.

"Hey, my Pokemon!" screamed Ash.

"THIEF!" Misty also screamed.

5,000,000,000 fanboys/fangirls had their ships sunk suddenly.

"Stealing your precious Pokemon, CUZ I'M NAZRIN!" said Nazrin.

Then Nazrin broke into song.

"This is what I do-

I steal from you!

Steal from you!

Steal from you!

This is what I do-

I steal from you!

Cuz I'm Nazrin!"

Nazrin gave Ash's Pokemon to Gary Oak who was standing 2.356 feet away and said, "I get the car from Episode 1 now, right?"

"Yes you do!" said Gary who pulled the car out of his pocket (which he drove off in during the first half of Episode 1 of the Pokemon TV show) and gave it to Nazrin, who stole Gary's driver's licence that totally wasn't fake, no, officer, I swear it isn't fake, and drove off in it.

"Stealing your precious liscense, CUZ I'M NAZRIN!"

Officer Jenny ran up on her motorcycle alongside the car and said, "Stop! You are under arrest for PokeTheft, Theft, and more Theft!"

Nazrin stole her motorcycle from underneath her and said, "Stealing your precious motorcycle, CUZ I'M NAZRIN!"

Team Rocket floated down in their Meowth Balloon in front of her and said, "Prepar-"

"Prepare for trouble and make it double to unite all peoples within our nation to denounce the evils of truth and love. Team Nazrin- stealing your catchphrase at the speed of light. Surrender now or prepare to be stolen! Meowth, that's right!" Nazrin then stole the Meowth Balloon.

"That doesn't even rhyme!" screamed Meowth, who was then stolen.

"MESSING UP YOUR PLOTLINE, CUZ I'M NAZRIN!" who then procceded to steal the entire planet, piece by piece.

It took 3 minutes.

The end.z