BPV

I looked out the window into the night sky. The window was spattered with rain, luckily it just stopped. "This is going to be bad" I muttered under my breath. It was March 31st, that means tomorrow was April-Fools day. Emmet, from what I've heard, is always horrible.

And to make matters worse, the love of my life is not here. Stupid all guy hunting trip, but he's always with me so he needs some time off. Right? I wondered how I was supposed to sleep without his strong, cold arms wrapped around me. I crawled into Alice's bed and waited for sleep to take me. (That was €where I was supposed to be for the week, Spring Break.)

-*-

I felt a low rumble around me. It was deep and almost comforting, until there was a sudden jolt under me. My eyes flew open only to see a blur of green around me. This confused me; I had fallen asleep in Alice's bed so why the hell would I be waking up to this. But what was this, where was I? I took a deep, calming breath, only to catch his familiar, comfortable smell. I wished to have his arms around me at that particular moment. To have his cold lips meet mine, his perfect flawless body against mine. Wow, I really got to get a life. I dreamt about him all night though, yeah there is no doubt in hell I need I life, maybe a hobby or something.

There has to be a catch here, ah there it was - another impossibly sweet scent, one that was distinctly feminine with two intertwining compounds. It was a scent that is uniquely Alice and Rosalie.

I noticed the ride wasn't like it would be in the Porsche or BMW. Shit it was THE Volvo.

Then I put two in two together; I was for some reason in Edward's precious Volvo with his insane sisters.

Never, not for all that was holy or hellish, would he ever of let them borrow it. EVER.

Crap that had mean they'd stolen it. "Eh-hem," Rose coughed from the driver's seat. I glanced at her, not wanting to move my now cramped neck and waited for her to say something else.

"Good morning sleepy head," Alice chirped. I just grunted in response; I'm not a morning person, defiantly not a morning person. Alice leaned over to me, a mug of coffee and a hairbrush in her hands.

I swear at this moment if a freaking serial rapist was in the car I wouldn't have noticed because I was so into drinking the caffeine. God, I couldn't function without my morning coffee.

"Thanks, you're a lifesaver," I told her, too grateful for the morning necessities to ask about the whole Volvo situation quite yet. God, I probably look horrible, with my hair sticking up in all directions. She just smiled sympathetically at my grimace.

"Okay now that you're up I think I should let you know that we….well kidnapped you!" Rose blurted out, her beautiful voice laced with excitement and a tinge of guilt.

"But we had a good reason," Alice added defensively, but you could still hear the excitement in her voice.

Whoa, that was a bit unexpected. Why the hell would they kidnap me? The only obvious reason that I see is that they're psychotic - not that I didn't know that already, but this was just plain crazy. God, what did I get myself into this time?

"What did I do to you two that would make you kidnap me? I haven't pissed you guys off lately or anything, have I?" I whined, like a two year old, I might add. Dear lord I try so hard not to piss them so things like this doesn't happen.

"Because four years ago for April Fools Edward thought it would be funny to steal my precious BMW and put it in the middle of the woods. This wouldn't have been that bad if he hadn't then let the hoboes in the area sit in it. It took a month to get the smell out of car", Rose spat angrily.

I looked expectantly at Alice.

"Oh me, he took all my credit cards and shredded them and gave half of my clothes to a homeless shelter."Alice told in a somewhat calm voice but there was a hint of disgust.

"And he always locks up his Volvo on April-Fools, Smart-Ass. But finally he left it out and you are so important to him it's perfect. He's going to go crazy when he sees you're not there so ha to him, that's what he gets," Alice squealed.

I was left dumbfounded, wait….Edward is so going to freak when he sees I'm not there. "What about when Edward sees I'm not there, he is so going to kill you two," I pointed out triumphantly.

I love them but this was too much. I wanted to go to Edward and have him hold me.

"Don't worry we'll be out of Forks by the time he realizes we're gone, I left a note that said we all went to the mall for an all day shopping trip, so we can avoid Emmet's April Fools pranks," Rose stated as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"So where are we headed too, exactly?" I asked through a pout. "Hawaii", they said in unison. "Um Okay", I said.

Let the adventure begin!

EPV

I walked into our house, looking for my angel. "Hey Eddie the girls went on an all day shopping trip", Emmet told me while holding a note. This must be Alice's idea. But god I hate it when he calls me "Eddie", my name is Edward for god's sake.

What am I going to do while my angel isn't here? Hmm I'll think of something. I could play piano, read, listen to music, or play X-box.

"Hey Em, Jasper you want to play Halo3", I asked.

"Sure", Jasper replied.

"I thought you would never ask", Emmet boomed.

(Skip to midnight)

Oh my god, where is she, it is freaking midnight. I miss her so much, god how could I live without her. I couldn't go a day without her. And all Emmet has been doing is making fun of me for worrying about Bella.

Then I lost it. "Where the hell is Bella", I screamed at my completely annoying brothers. Suddenly a wave of calmness hit me. "I don't know, the mall is closed, and the note said that they should be back by 9", Jasper told me in a calming voice.

"I'm going to look for her", I muttered under my breath. As I walked outside I realized my Volvo was gone. Nooooooooooo! First Bella and now the Volvo what else could go wrong? In its place there was a note:

Dear Edward,

We took Bella and the Volvo. We'll be gone for a while, tell Emmet and Jasper we love them. If you are wondering why think back to four years ago. This is our revenge.

Your Loving Sisters,

Rosalie and Alice

"Emmet! Jasper! Out. Here Now!" I screamed. Emmet came out with a huge "innocent" grin on his face. "How can we help you Eddie", He said in a high pitched voice.

Jasper on the other hand looked a little guilty. Emmet elbowed him. God they know something and I am prepared to beat the shit out of them for it.

"Your psychotic wives kidnapped Bella." I barked at them.

Suddenly my assholes of brothers started laughing. "Sorry bro, Ha, but, Ha, you are, Ha, supposed to, Ha find, Ha, her", Jasper told me between laughs. So much for guilt.

If looks could kill then the glare I gave would have. Suddenly they were quiet. "Sorry Edward, it was the girls idea they wouldn't even tell us where they were taking her. Al told me to tell you that if you can't find her in a week, then she'll bring Bella back", Jasper said honestly.

"Ah, ah, ah. But she has to kiss the mutt and go out to the movies with Mike Newton," Emmet added but there was a twinge of humor in his deep voice.

God no, there is nothing worse than that, well sort of."Noooooooooooooooooo!" I screamed. "Are you going to help me", I fumed.

"Yes", they said in unison.

Tell me yah or nay!!! If I get enough telling me it suckz then I'll stop writing.

First Fanfiction..... Push the button