Random short one-shot, inspired by Pit's love of burgers and everyone's ravenous want of Fye's food.

And of course, disclaimers, Pit and Pittoo and Super Smash Bros Brawl are not miiiiiiiiiine. And neither are LOL Cats, I'm very sure everyone already knows.


Pit had had it. That was enough, the end. He would not put with this for any longer. Why did everyone in Smash Mansion always want a hamburger or cheeseburger whenever he was making one for himself? It was just sickening to see everyone suddenly want junk food when he wanted it. Couldn't they just buy their own? Noooo, they must have Pit's burgers. Maybe they thought that they tasted wonderful and angelic just because an angel had made them. Blasphemy! They just tasted good because Pit was a master. The only way around that was to stay home and make himself a burger while everyone was out brawling. Ah, at last! A burger that no one could steal! Pit opened his mouth to bite down on the glorious morsel.

"I can haz cheeseburger?" Piped up a voice nearby.

Pit froze. Everyone was out. Why was someone still here? With jerky movements he turned to look in the direction of the voice. A smirking Pittoo greeted his eyes. Pit screamed.