Hey guys! This is my new fic, Living with the Akatsuki. I kinda got the idea from Fallen Angels Still Have Wings's Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki. So credit goes to them. Hope you lieks it!
I woke up surrounded by people in black cloaks with red clouds on them. One of them was half black and half white with a giant venus flytrap around him. One was blond with hair over an eye, and a ponytail. One was blue, with white eyes and GILLS? One had orange hair and multiple piercings on his face. One had an orange mask and black spiky hair, and was bouncing up and down like an excited child. One had silver hair, purple eyes, and carried a scythe. One was actually a girl. She had blue hair, a blue rose on her head, and had piercings as well. Another looked like a mummy. The next was a regular looking boy with red hair. The last one had black hair, and strange red eyes. I couldn't help but stare into them, and I couldn't look away. The one with black hair was the closest to me.
"Who are you, and where are you from?" He asked. I strongly willed myself to look out of his eyes. I moved around a little.
"Where am I?" I asked out of fear. The man with the weird red eyes looked straight into mine again.
"You have to answer my questions first. Who are you, and where are you from?" He pressed again. As I stared into those eyes, I felt compelled to tell him everything.
"My name is Fuyuki. My friends call me Jak, yet I don't know why. But I can't remember who my friends are. I am from North Carolina, in the USA, on the planet Earth, in the Milky Way galaxy." I said in a monotone voice that surprised me. The man nodded. The guy with the orange hair and piercings stepped in front of me.
"Good work, Itachi." He said calmly. The man now known as Itachi nodded, and said,
"Hn." I put a calm expression on my face as the dude with piercings talked to me.
"We now know your name, but what is "Earth"?" He asked. I stayed calm as I responded.
"Earth is the planet that we're on. This is Earth, right?" I asked. The piercing dude, as I will call him, looked confused.
"We haven't heard of this "Earth". Are you telling the truth?" The piercing dude asked.
"I don't know why, but when the dude you call "Itachi" looked me in the eye with those weird eye patterns, I immediately felt the need to tell the truth. What was up with his eyes, anyways? Was it some kind of infection?" I asked. Itachi spoke up.
"The Sharingan is not an eye infection. It is a unique bloodline, belonging only to the Uchiha, which I am one of." He said. I looked confused.
"Who or what are the Uchiha?" I asked him.
"The Uchiha are my clan. My brother and I are the last of our clan." Itachi answered.
"Why is that?"
"Hn." Was all I received as an answer. The blue fish guy spoke up.
"Itachi said, 'You do not need to know.'" The fish guy said.
"You knew what he was saying?" I asked astonishedly.
"Of course I did. I'm his partner, Kisame Hoshigaki." Kisame said. The piercing dude looked at Kisame.
"Kisame, don't reveal yourself to the intruder. He could be working against us." He said. Kisame grinned.
"I don't think he's in any position to hurt us." Kisame said, gesturing to the ropes that tied me to the chair I was in. The piercing dude thought for a moment, but was OK with it.
"Where am I, who are you guys, and why am I tied up?" I asked, remaining completely calm. Kisame grinned again.
"He's a strong one. But I think we should ask one more question before we tell him." Kisame said. He got Itachi to use the "Sharingan" on me again, and he asked the final question.
"Why are you here?" Kisame asked. I looked into those red eyes again, and immediately answered.
"I don't know. Every memory I have before waking up is a blur. I can't remember anyone I know. I don't know how I got here, or why I'm here." I said in a monotone voice. Itachi stopped using his Sharingan, and I relaxed. The piercing dude nodded, and Kisame began.
"First off, as for where you are, you are in the Akatsuki base. We are the Akatsuki. I'm Kisame Hoshigaki, *points to the piercing dude* that's Leader-sama, *points to the blue haired girl* that's Konan, 2nd in command next to Leader-sama, *points to Itachi* that's my partner, Itachi Uchiha, *points to Blondie* That's Deidara, *leans in to whisper to me* Be careful around him. He enjoys blowing things up with explosive clay. Don't get on his bad side unless you have a death wish."
"*I whisper to him* Why are you telling me about these guys?"
"Because I think you should stay with us. You have a strong will, you seem like there's something hidden about you, but you don't know it, and I bet you're a great partier."
"Why would you suppose that?"
"You look like the kind of guy who loves a party. I may not seem like it, but I can tell what people are like. I can see that you're a people person."
"OK, then…"
"Anyways, *points to the guy with the mask who's bouncing like a 5-year old* That's Tobi. He's Deidara's partner. He's like the exact opposite of Deidara. He's childish, speaks in the third person, LOVES to play House, and loves appreciation." Kisame said.
"Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi shouted.
"I bet you are Tobi. Ya wanna play House?" I replied. Tobi jumped up and down saying,
"YAYY! JAK-NII-SAN IS GOING TO PLAY HOUSE WITH TOBI! YAYYYYYY!" Leader-sama walked forward.
"You've saved Akatsuki a lot of money on aspirin, and you're not even a member. Yet. Thank you." I smiled.
"Tobi seems like a nice guy." I said. Kisame laughed.
"I bet $100 that it's two weeks, tops, before you want to strangle him." He said out loud. The guy who looked like a mummy butted in and said,
"I'll take that bet!" Kisame sighed and continued.
"That brings us to Kakuzu. He likes money." Kakuzu grinned and said,
"Money makes the world go 'round!" Kisame continued.
"He REALLY likes money. Don't ever bet higher than $50 in poker or you'll find yourself in debt to him." Kakuzu grinned triumphantly.
"Next is Kakuzu's partner, Hidan." Hidan turned to face me.
"I will fucking sacrifice you to Jashin-sama, you piece of shit!" Hidan shouted. I grinned and said,
"Not if I sacrifice you first." Hidan's eyes filled with hope.
"A-Another Jashinist? I'VE WAITED SO LONG!" He cried out. Kisame raised an eyebrow.
"You're seriously a Jashinist?" He asked. I shrugged.
"Hey, so far God has done nothing for me, that much I remember. Jashin-sama will. Lady Luck and Fate will be with me, 'cuz they're his bitches! And Karma's an insane notion that goes into the darkest, coldest, deepest recesses of my mind." I triumphantly said. Hidan hugged me.
"OH MY JASHIN! HOORAY!" He yelled to the heavens. All the Akatsuki were wide-eyed at what I had done. Tobi was the one mainly filled with awe, as I had done what he had tried so many times to do, as I would later find out: Getting Hidan to hug someone, namely whoever was trying. Kisame continued the introductions.
"*points to the red-head (literally)* That's Sasori. He likes puppets." I decided to joke.
"Has he seen Pinocchio?" I asked. That peaked Sasori's curiosity.
"What is this "Pinocchio" you speak of?" He asked. I grinned.
"He's a magical puppet who can change from being a puppet to being a real boy." Sasori pondered what I had said.
"I must find Pinocchio, and use him to create art that will last forever." Kisame leaned close, and whispered,
"He says that puppets are art that will last forever. Deidara says that art is limited, and is a bang. And I mean a literal bang. Prepare for some fighting." As if on cue, Deidara spoke up.
"Puppets are not art! Art is a BANG!" He shouted.
"Shut up!" Sasori yelled. They began an "art" war. Deidara threw clay bombs that read "ART IS A BANG!" Not that you could read it before you died. Sasori called out his puppets. They began to clash. After 8 amusing minutes of fighting, cussing, and funny explosions, and 7 minutes of boring fighting, I got really angry. I felt rage pent up inside my throat, and let it out the only way I could: Through my mouth.
"SHUT THE HELL UP!" I roared.
"DO YOU GUYS BICKER LIKE THIS EVERY DAY?" As I shouted the words "every day", my eyes glowed cerulean. When I said the last word, beams of energy shot out of my eyes, and zapped Sasori and Deidara. Ice began to form around them, quickly turning them into Akatsuki Popsicles. Everyone but Tobi stared at me in disbelief. Tobi simply shouted,
"SENPAI-SICLE!" And glomped the frozen Deidara.
"I don't know how the heck I did that." I stated. Leader-sama stepped forward.
"I think we have a new member." He said. Kisame began to cheer for me, followed by Hidan, and then Tobi, who was somehow stuck to the block of ice Deidara was in.
"Nii-san! Help! Tobi is stuck to Senpai-sicle!" I ran to pry Tobi off of his "Senpai-sicle". I tried to pull him off, but he remained stuck. Kisame had an idea.
"Maybe since you can freeze people, you can also make ice move, you know, with your mind." He said. Leader-sama thought for a moment.
"That's not a bad idea, Kisame. Jak, try to focus your energy into your hands." I did as he said. My hands began to glow cerulean.
"Now will the ice to move with your hands." Leader-sama instructed. I focused on making the ice move with my hands. It started to move in the same direction as my hands. Tobi began to slide quickly, and fell on his bottom. He stood up, ran over to me and hugged me.
"Tobi likes Nii-san!" He said.
"Nii-san likes you too Tobi." I replied while smiling.
Once we had thawed out Sasori and Deidara (quickly, thanks to my newfound powers), and told them to shut the heck up, Leader-sama gave me my Akatsuki robe. Kisame finished his introductions with the black and white flytrap guy.
"*points to Plant Man* That's Zetsu. He's our spy. His white and black side argue often. By the way, he eats humans when he gives in to hunger. If you're friends with him enough, he won't eat you." I nodded and turned to Zetsu.
"So I heard you like plants." I said to Zetsu. He nodded.
"I kinda have some knowledge about plants. I can get you something nice if you want." Zetsu smiled, showing his sharp teeth. Kisame leaned in, and said,
"Told you you're a people person." I just grinned back, and Leader-sama showed me where my room was. I found my room in between Itachi and Kisame's, and Hidan and Kakuzu's. Hidan was glad to have a fellow Jashinist in the next room. Kisame was glad to have his second best bud in the next room as well. Leader-sama decided to have a meeting right after I got settled. We all met in the meeting room, and saw Leader-sama had some bottles of sake. For the first time I had seen, he grinned wolfishly. Kisame's face burst into a shit-eating grin, and shouted,
"BOYS' NIGHT OUT!" We were going to have night on the town, to celebrate my joining Akatsuki. We went to a town in Water Country.
We first hit a bar/casino. I, fortunately, remembered how to play poker, namely 5 card draw and shit like that. We got some sake, and went to a poker table.
"Deal me in." I said. The dealer tossed me five cards. There were four other players: Kakuzu, a man with a weird moustache and glasses, a man with half his face covered by half a mask, like the masks Konoha ANBU had, and some rich dude. The casino had a ruling: You can't wear anything that covers even an inch of your face, or you would get thrown out. They considered it cheating, because you weren't allowed to hide even an incredibly bad poker face. The guy with the half mask refused to take it off. He was immediately thrown out, and banned from the place until he learned to respect rules. The dealer told Kakuzu to take off his mask, and Kakuzu shrugged. What harm could it do? Kakuzu removed his mask to reveal black spikey hair, green eyes, and a regular face. I phewed. I thought there was gonna be a monster's face under there. Luckily, Kakuzu didn't notice, as he was focused on winning the ever-growing pot. We played for a while, with moustache man (as I called him, dropping out) It was the next turn. I looked at my cards. I had:
King of Diamonds
King of Clubs
King of Hearts
King of Spades
2 of Diamonds
Yes! I thought. I was so gonna beat Kakuzu!
"All in." The dealer said. The rich dude laid his hand down first. He had two pairs. Kakuzu had a full house. He smirked, thinking he was going to win. I smirked back. He frowned. Now he knew something was up. There was $5,000 in the pot, and I was smirking.
"How about a bet, Kakuzu, my dear friend?" I asked. Kakuzu raised an eyebrow.
"What's the offer?" Kakuzu asked back. My smirk grew.
"Double or Nothing." Kakuzu thought for a moment.
"Double." He responded. I showed him my hand. He studied it quickly, and his jaw dropped. Kisame heard something bang on the floor, and came over.
"What's up, guys?" He asked. I smirked, and pointed to Kakuzu's fallen jaw. Kisame studied Kakuzu, then looked at my cards.
"Oh…My…God. YOU BEAT KAKUZU?" He shouted. Leader-sama, Tobi, Hidan, Itachi, and Deidara walked over. Sasori had wanted to come, and we remembered he always made people into puppets. So we said no. We didn't want to be labeled in the papers as psychopathic nut-jobs. Well, Hidan thought he could sacrifice some people to Jashin-sama, but I persuaded him not to for the same reason as Sasori not going. It was a guys' night out. Just fun, no killing. Hidan agreed unhappily. He still liked the idea of a boy's night out. And Zetsu, well he wanted to tend to the plants.
"If you get hungry, don't eat anybody, or we'll force-feed you a petunia!" I had shouted as we left. He had cowered at the thought of having a ground-up petunia shoved down his throat.
"Kisame, why are you screaming about someone beating Ka—" Leader-sama never got to finish because he had seen Kakuzu's downed jaw, and my cards. He and Kisame started bowing, and chanted,
"WE ARE NOT WORTHY! WE ARE NOT WORTHY!" Everyone else came over, and, with the exception of Itachi, saw my cards and started doing the same thing as Kisame and Leader-sama. Itachi merely stated,
"You are very good at this game." I thanked him, and he replied with a "Hn." Ah! The language of the Uchiha! Truly fascinating, is it not? I remembered Leader-sama and the others were still bowing, and said,
"C'mon guys. I still have one game to go. Let me finish, we do the rest of our boys' night, and then you can get back to worshipping me like the poker god I am." They all stopped and stood up, dusting themselves off.
"Nii-san is good at poker!" Tobi said. I smiled at him.
"Why, thank you, Tobi. That was very kind." Tobi just giggled. I began to play the last round. The dealer lent the cards. I looked at my five cards. I had:
Ace of Spades
Ace of Hearts
8 of Diamonds
2 of Spades
5 of Clubs
I had a pair, but that wasn't much. I turned in the 8, the 2, and the 5, and the dealer gave me back three cards.
I looked at them and knew I was going to win. On the outside, I remained cool, calm, and collected. But on the INSIDE…
Inner Jak: OH MY GAWD! I'M SO GONNA WIN! YAYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Back to the outside. I looked over my cards. I now had:
Ace of Spades
Ace of Hearts
Ace of Diamonds
Ace of Clubs
Joker
I HAD THE BEST FUCKING LUCK EVER! I kept a straight face. There was $20,000 in the pot, and I decided to make Akatsuki rich.
"Hey rich dude." I said. He looked at me sternly, and said,
"Yeah?" I kept a straight face through the entire rest of the game.
"Deal Time. Double or Nothing." The guy thought for a moment.
"You're tricking me. Well, maybe you're not." He said. I just flashed a friendly smile.
"You'll just have to find out, won't you?" I said. The guy thought, and thought, and agreed.
"Double. Reveal your cards." The man said.
"You first." I replied. The man was confused.
"Why me?" He asked. I licked my lips.
"It just makes winning the money that much sweeter." I said. Oh, great! Now I'm becoming like Kakuzu! The man looked down in disappointment. He showed his hand. He had one pair.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk. You really should have traded." I said. I revealed my hand. Everyone made sure to get a look at my cards. The rich man was the first to see, and he fainted on the spot. The others saw my cards, and all broke into shit-eating grins. I was sure even Tobi and Leader-sama each had one.
"Five in a row, bitch." I said. The Akatsuki men picked me up, and cheered my name. They carried me over to the finest brothel in the city. We scoped out some ladies, but none really caught my eye. That was until I saw her. She was a beauty. She had long, flowing violet hair, beautiful, shapely curves, such kissable lips, and the most beautiful sapphire blue eyes. It was as if I was looking into a sea of pure beauty. It was love at first sight. I could tell from her timid look that she was still a virgin, afraid of doing it with strangers. I talked to the attendant and pointed to her.
"That one." The man nodded.
"Excellent choice, sir. Nobody has ever tamed that wild beauty. Some have come so close, only to have their genitals ripped off at the seams." The attendant said. A chill went down my spine. The rest of the Akatsuki men, even Itachi (:3), picked their women, and went to separate rooms. I brought her into a room, and closed the door. Before I could begin to speak, a knife was held at my neck.
"Don't you dare come near me!" She shouted. I held my hands in defeat.
"OK, I won't go near you." I said.
"You better n—what did you say?" She asked. I repeated again.
"I said I won't go near you, if that is what you wish." I told her. She slowly pulled her knife back.
"You mean…You're not here to take my virginity?" She asked me.
"Well, I originally was just looking for sex, but none of the women I saw, I wanted. Then I saw you. You were the most beautiful woman I had ever seen, and I saw that you were scared. I want to help you escape." I said.
"Wow…No one's ever wanted to help me before. All the other men just want to take my virginity for their pleasure." She told me.
"I would be honored if I could help you escape." I said. Tears welled up in her eyes.
"THANK YOU!" She screamed.
"Shh…Shh Shh Shhhhhhhh. You don't want the whole brothel to know our plan." I said. She nodded, and dried her tears.
"Now here's the plan. First, I'm going to need some rope, and a dog collar. I will place the dog collar around your neck, and fashion a leash." I told her. She raised an eyebrow. I cleaned it up quickly by saying,
"NO! I'M NOT INTO KINKY STUFF!" I calmed down.
"The dog collar and makeshift leash is supposed to be like you're my slave, only it's pretend. I will tell the attendant I want to buy you, and he will ask how much. We will come to a price, and I will "buy" you. I will lead you off along with my friends, and you can begin a new life. You just need to follow my lead; also adding things like "master" at the end of sentences, just to make sure the effect takes place." She absorbed the plan, then hugged me, and said,
"Thank you! I can finally be free of this horrible life! Thank you so much, Mr.—err—"
"Jak. Call me Jak." I said. She nodded.
"Thank you, Jak!" She said. I nodded, and I heard footsteps.
"Quick, I need you to moan like you're in sexual heaven!" I shouted. She looked around nervously, but did it. She had sounded like she was reaching an orgasm for the 6th time. The footsteps stopped, and Kisame spoke up.
"Damn, Jak! Never figured you for a masochist!" Kisame said. I shrugged.
"Eh, the (grunt) switch goes on and (grunt) off from time (grunt) to (grunt) time. This is (grunt) one of them!" I said between the girl's fake sexual cries.
"Whatever, man. Just make sure not to keep Itachi awake. It's not good when he stays up all night." Kisame told me.
"Gotcha (grunt)." I said. By what Kisame said, I figured out that Itachi was in the room next to mine. I wondered what was going on in his room, since he hardly ever spoke English. I put a finger to my lips, telling the girl to be quiet. I placed an ear on the wall, and listened quietly. I started to hear moans. Then I heard Itachi's voice, saying,
"Beg. Beg for it. Beg like the little slave girl you are." I made a O.O face, and blood dripped out of my nose a little. I wiped it up, and listened again. I heard some random girl's voice saying,
"I NEED IT! OHHHHHH!" Blood burst out of my nose, and I flew across the room and hit the wall.
"Ow!" I cried out. Thankfully, Itachi didn't hear me, and kept going. The girl's moans could be heard easily. I had to get a mop and stick it right under my nose to get the blood to stop. I just laid down on the bed, and relaxed. The girl had crawled in with me, and was hugging me.
"What's your name?" I asked. She smiled.
"Chiemi." She said. I smiled back.
"That's a beautiful name." I stated. She blushed.
"Thank you."
"I will get you out of here. I promise." I told her. Sleep was starting to consume my thoughts. I closed my eyes, about to go to sleep.
"Thank you…" Were the last words I heard before darkness consumed my sight.
Did you lieks Chapter 1? Itachi's has pent-up emotions. TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!
