House of hog chap 1. Arrival of mephiles and silver

Amy: sonikku!

Sonic: Amy stop acting out your character!

Shadow: why has SEGA turned me emo why why why

Sonic: shadow be quiet I have an announcement to make

Shadow: ?

Sonic: the house of hog-

Shadow: im not a god damn pig!

Sonic: er…as I was saying *sticks hands up* the house of hog likes to introduce silver and mephiles ^_^

Shadow and Amy: *clap their hands*

A white hedgehog with marijuana spikes appears and so does a black and gray pale hedgehog appear. Shadow stared at the black and gray one. When the black and gray one looked at him shadow looked away and blushed.

Scourge: hey its marijuana! don't do drugs mister marijuana…that sounded smarter in my head

?:its silver

?:and im mephiles

Scourge: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH two shadows o my mother fucking god!

Silver: your strange I don't think I saw u at the character introduction or the script in any sonic games

Scourge: im from the archive series that's y im not in there

Mephiles: and I believe that black and red hedgehog is copying me

Shadow: im no faker u son of a bitch I was born this way dammit!

Mephiles: for a fake u sure are LOUD!

Shadow: for a hedgehog u sure are BITCHY!

Mephiles: for a hedgehog u sure are…um…uh…SEXY!

Shadow: DON'T CALL ME SEXY U FANBOY!

Mephiles: I CAN CALL U WHAT EVER I WANT

Amy: y does mephiles look like sonikku and shadows child?

Everyone besides Amy: O_O

Sonic: amy I have never touched shadow like that in years (omgs sonadow?)

Shadow: am I cooking tonight?

Sonic: its amys turn

Shadow: ima go see my best friend tails

Sonic: hes my fluffy little best friend!

Metal sonic: hes my fluffy little sex toy so I get to see him first

Shadow: D=

Mephiles: where do I sleep

Sonic: in shadows room ^_^ silver can sleep in amys