House of hog chap 1. Arrival of mephiles and silver
Amy: sonikku!
Sonic: Amy stop acting out your character!
Shadow: why has SEGA turned me emo why why why
Sonic: shadow be quiet I have an announcement to make
Shadow: ?
Sonic: the house of hog-
Shadow: im not a god damn pig!
Sonic: er…as I was saying *sticks hands up* the house of hog likes to introduce silver and mephiles ^_^
Shadow and Amy: *clap their hands*
A white hedgehog with marijuana spikes appears and so does a black and gray pale hedgehog appear. Shadow stared at the black and gray one. When the black and gray one looked at him shadow looked away and blushed.
Scourge: hey its marijuana! don't do drugs mister marijuana…that sounded smarter in my head
?:its silver
?:and im mephiles
Scourge: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH two shadows o my mother fucking god!
Silver: your strange I don't think I saw u at the character introduction or the script in any sonic games
Scourge: im from the archive series that's y im not in there
Mephiles: and I believe that black and red hedgehog is copying me
Shadow: im no faker u son of a bitch I was born this way dammit!
Mephiles: for a fake u sure are LOUD!
Shadow: for a hedgehog u sure are BITCHY!
Mephiles: for a hedgehog u sure are…um…uh…SEXY!
Shadow: DON'T CALL ME SEXY U FANBOY!
Mephiles: I CAN CALL U WHAT EVER I WANT
Amy: y does mephiles look like sonikku and shadows child?
Everyone besides Amy: O_O
Sonic: amy I have never touched shadow like that in years (omgs sonadow?)
Shadow: am I cooking tonight?
Sonic: its amys turn
Shadow: ima go see my best friend tails
Sonic: hes my fluffy little best friend!
Metal sonic: hes my fluffy little sex toy so I get to see him first
Shadow: D=
Mephiles: where do I sleep
Sonic: in shadows room ^_^ silver can sleep in amys
