Author's Note: "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini" is a novelty song telling the story of a shy girl wearing a revealing polka dot bikini bathing suit at the beach, who in the first verse is too afraid to leave the locker where she has changed into the aforementioned swimwear; in the second, she has made it to the beach but sits on the sand wrapped in a blanket; and in the closing verse, she has finally gone into the ocean, but is too afraid to come out, and stays immersed in the water – despite the fact that she's "turning blue", to quote the song's lyrics – to hide herself from view. When I saw a Muppets version of it, I decided I'd do an anime version of it. I might start an anime cabaret series and I'm starting with Lupin III. Imagine a nightclub scene and them performing on stage while you can. Enjoy. Bear with me in case I do any daft mistakes.

Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini belongs to Paul Vance, Lee Pockriss, John Dixon and Brian Hyland.

Lupin III belongs to Monkey Punch.

It was summer and Lupin and the gang decided to take a holiday from all those heists they did as well as getting chased by Zenigata. They were ready to go the hotel cocktail bar when suddenly Fujiko didn't show up. Lupin went to look for her when she found her in one of the lockers. She was getting dressed. Lupin cleared his throat.

"Fujiko, have you got your bikini on yet?" Lupin asked his femme fatale.

"Yes." Fujiko answered nervously.

"Well are you coming out?" Lupin asked again to his sweetheart.

"Um... I don't know." Fujiko replied in a nervous tone of voice.

Lupin took a peek in the locker and was surprised to see what Fujiko was wearing and music began to play.

"LUPIN!" was all that Fujiko would before he started to sing.

Lupin (singing): She was afraid to come out of the locker

She was as nervous as she could be

She was afraid to come out of the locker

She was afraid that somebody would see

Fujiko (In a whisper): Two three four

Tell the people what I wore

Both: It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini

That she (I) wore for the first time today

An itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini

Fujiko: So in the locker I wanted to stay

(In a whisper) Two three four

Stick around we'll tell you more

Lupin: She was afraid to come out in the open

And so a blanket around her she wore

She was afraid to come out in the open

And she sat huddled up on the shore

Fujiko (In a whisper): Two three four

Tell the people what I wore

Both: It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini

That she (I) wore for the first time today

An itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini

Fujiko: So in a blanket I wanted to stay

(In a whisper) Two three four

Stick around we'll tell you more

Lupin: Now she's afraid to come out of the water

And I wonder what she's gonna do

Now she's afraid to come out of the water

And the poor little girl's turning blue

Fujiko (In a whisper): Two three four

Tell the people what I wore

Both: It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini

That she (I) wore for the first time today

An itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini

Fujiko: So in the water I wanted to stay

Lupin: From the water to the blanket

Fujiko: From the blanket to the shore

Lupin: From the shore to the blanket

Both: I guess that there isn't any more

After the music ended, Fujiko couldn't help but raise a smile on her pretty face. Lupin knew he loves Fujiko no matter what she wears. They leaned over about to kiss until they heard drunken singing, slurring and burping. They turned to look. Jigen and Goemon had too much at the cocktail bar. Jigen was the one singing drunkenly.

"CAN *hic* ANYBODY FIND *hic* MEEEEE!" he sang in an off key voice. He began to vomit and scotch and Jack Daniels whiskey was all over the floor. Goemon was burping in between sentences because of all the Japanese alcohol he drank.

"Oh dear. I think we better get back to the hotel room." Lupin chuckled as he and Fujiko bought the drunken gangster and samurai back to the hotel room.

The End