Bane of my life

You were the bane of my life

You broke bum

Always borrowing my games for months,

Asking for money and never paying me back.

You were the worst EVER.

But you always came through for me when I needed a friend,

Like when we coped with deaths in Game of Thrones.

A partner in crime,

Like when we owned Army of Two

Or a guy to take me places because I knew jack shit of the world,

You were an older brother to me

My back-up when I had none

My Bronne

And nothing has or ever will change that

Not life or death.

To you Montreal King I say:

When I see you again…

I want my God Damn money you bum

Or I swear

I will kick your bum ass outta heaven;

Follow you to wherever it is you land

And kick your ass some more.

R.I.P. my partner, my brother, my mother fucking best friend Monty King a knight of honour in his own way.