Bane of my life
You were the bane of my life
You broke bum
Always borrowing my games for months,
Asking for money and never paying me back.
You were the worst EVER.
But you always came through for me when I needed a friend,
Like when we coped with deaths in Game of Thrones.
A partner in crime,
Like when we owned Army of Two
Or a guy to take me places because I knew jack shit of the world,
You were an older brother to me
My back-up when I had none
My Bronne
And nothing has or ever will change that
Not life or death.
To you Montreal King I say:
When I see you again…
I want my God Damn money you bum
Or I swear
I will kick your bum ass outta heaven;
Follow you to wherever it is you land
And kick your ass some more.
R.I.P. my partner, my brother, my mother fucking best friend Monty King a knight of honour in his own way.
