A/N: I decided to write my own Chocolate Frog cards as an exercise in humor, so please review and tell me how it is!
Chapter 1
Loincloths Made of Worms Are Not a Pretty Sight
Uric the Oddball
Uric the Oddball (1681-1744) was born to Mia and Marcus Gaunt. Generations of inbreeding led to Uric being widely regarded as the battiest wizard of all time.
Uric is best known for constructing a loincloth entirely out of dead worms and spider poo, then proceeding to dance around the town of Little Hangleton. His antics resulted in the first ever mass Obliviation of Muggles in Britain.
He died attempting to collect feces from an Acromantula.
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