My closets experiences of Dissidia
Once upon a time in the future in a far away place. Basically New York in 2010
There were three friends Cristy, Rebecca, and Sarah. They were very close because they were friends since 1st grade. They talked about all types of thing you know normal girl stuff. Until Final Fantasy 9 came out. Then they bought every Final Fantasy game as soon as it came out. Their conversations were weird now.
"I would so totally do him" said Rebecca.
"Naw, I would do Bartz" I replied
"What's wrong with Zidane?" yelled Sarah
"His hair is so flat. I could never put a roller in his hair." I replied. They were thinking about whose hair would be styled. It was hard because they did not know the texture of their hair.
"Hey, Rebecca do you still have that cap you wanted to give me?" I replied
"Yeah it's in my closet." Rebecca walked to her closet. She opened it. Everyone walked in.
"I never knew you had a walk in closet" said Sarah. All of a sudden the closet door shut.
"This better not be one of those horror shows." Yelled Rebecca as we all fell down the floor. We all heard Cosmo say "We need your help warriors of light."
I woke up. My head felt like nail were piercing it. I saw my friends at my side. I realized I wasn't in my pajama's anymore. Instead I was wearing a blue spaghetti under a off the shoulder Black top and a blue skirt. I also had on stockings and black shoe's. I had tons of string tied around my arm, a black ribbon (I wonder why?) and a heart tattoo. I looked more like a rock star than a warrior of light. I awoke my friends.
They asked me, "Where are we?" We were in some white atmosphere. (If I was not so worried about where we I would probably be sick or dizzy). Wait a minute weird clothes, white atmosphere, and weapons. We were in FINAL FASTASY DISSIDIA.
I just realized I had a sword. My friend Rebecca had a glove on that had spikes. My other friend Sarah had a staff. I guess she was back up.
"I just saw Bartz, Zidane and Squall. We ran over to the trio.
I said hi to Bartz. He looked at me like I was some crazy cat lady.
"Ohhhh I'm Cristy, this is Rebecca and that's Sarah. We are warriors of Cosmos."
"Sorry I thought you were a crazy cat lady." said Bartz. I thought Damn I'm good.
"So Do you like chocobo's" said Bartz.
"Yeah I do" I replied as I walked away with Bartz.
Rebecca asked, "Where are we going?"
Zidane replied, " Follow Bartz,"
"Ok everyone This is Cristy, Rebecca, and Sarah. They are the new warriors Cosmos talked about." announced Bartz.
"Can you please tell u more about yourself so we can get to know you better?" ask Tidus.
"Ok I'll go first. My name is Crystal but I'd prefer if you called me Cristy. I never ever used a sword but I can try to learn. I love to sing. I also love to read and write. Did I mention that I celebrate happy breaking the fourth wall day? That's about it"
"Hi my name is Rebecca. I am really flexible. I can read a book in 13 hours. Also I play the piano."
"I guess it's my turn Let's make this short ok. I am a mixture between Cristy and Rebecca." said Sarah.
"I am so tired I can eat a horse." I said
"That has nothing to do with being tired." said Rebecca. She had that know it look on her face. She may as well get glasses.
"Whatever." I yelled. I could feel and see squall glaring at me. Mental note: Never say whatever in front of squall.
"So where do we sleep" I said.
"We usually sleep with our group so you can sleep outside till we can get you children a tent" replied warrior of light.
"Ok good night guys and gals" I yelled.
In the morning, I saw Zidane fighting a Manikin. I couldn't help but think I wish I was strong like that.
"Oh my goodness your hair is scary" said Rebecca. She was smirking. I straightened my hair. While I was doing that I realized I had a sword.
"I must practice while I'm here" I said.
Sarah just woke up and said, "Where's the grub?"
"Let's just ignore her ok" said Rebecca.
I said, "Ok" as I pulled out my sword it had a design that looked like water.
Suddenly water splashed all over me. It was the onion knight. " What the hell?" I yelled. " Sorry." He yelled He looked so cute saying it.
The water came off me and formed a shied. I yelled, "I control water." In my mind I was yelling No way I AM NOT USING A SHIELD. I hate shields so much they are "The load".
"Run and hide children Sephiroth is here." yelled Cecil. I was to busy looking at his hair to realize he was talking to me. I saw Sephiroth. He was more intimidating then the thought of living with 9 other older men.
"It's Sephiroth" said Sarah.
"It's the masamune" said Rebecca.
"Oh my goodness it one winged angel. I love this song" I said.
A.N. This is My first Dissidia Fanfic. Please review. Tell me what you think Please. Special Thanks to Kittywrite92 for proofreading.
