This is such a crack fic, but it needs to happen, like next episode.

ALEK: *takes claws and rips Brian to shreds*

CHLOE: My hero!

They then proceed to run off into the sunset together. They have may litters of kittens and live happily ever after, while Brian's soul weeps and screams from the fiery pits of hell.

I don't own The Nine Lives of Chloe King. If I did, this would happen.