HEY!!! ^^ i'm sarah, and i bring u the first-ever...
HOW TO ANNOY THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't get me wrong here :) i love the american chibi version and the Japanese version, but i notice nobody's written a "how to annoy" list for them yet :D so here i am! ^^
NOTE: Z means specifically the Japanese (Demashitaa! Powerpuff Girls Z) version, and PPG means specifically the american version :)
Read, laugh, and enjoy! ^^ and remember, R&R!
First off: How to annoy Blossom (Momoko)
Cut off her hair and donate it to a wig store.
Cut holes out of the butts of her skirts.
Get Brick to raid her underwear drawer. D
Dye a Rapunzel Barbie doll's hair orange, paint its eyes pink, and tell her "Look! I made a model of you to put in my room so I can practice my archery!"
Claim that that Rapunzel Barbie doll is a voodoo of her, and stick a bunch of pins in it. Make sure you cackle evilly.
Yank her hair, then blame the person next to you. Repeat.
Give her a gothic makeover.
Replace her clothes with punk ones.
Z: or switch them with Lily's (from the Gangreen Gang) clothes.
Apply lots of heavy black makeup when she's sleeping (goes well with the gothic makeover and punk clothes xD).
PPG: tell her my stuffed animal is smarter than her.
Call her something like "Lily" or "Daisy". If she corrects you, act deeply annoyed, insisting that "Blossom" and "Lily"/"Daisy" are both flowers anyway.
Z: when she uses her magic yo-yo, whip out your own and say "ooh, I have one too! Bet I can do more tricks!"
Z: keep reminding her of the day she let a guy flick her skirt.
Z: and keep telling her she's looking for him because she's secretly waiting for it to happen again.
PPG: throw all her books down the toilet and then use the toilet. Don't forget to flush.
Stare at her with a dark look on your face.
Z: Snap her bra (if she wears one o.o).
PPG: tell her her "conversational Chinese" stinks, just like her hair. (i speak Mandarin Chinese, and i have NO idea what the heck she's saying either)
Switch her shampoo with green laundry detergent.
Give her a mohawk.
Z: Use permanent marker to mark her bellybutton so it's extra-noticeable, and when she gets mad, throw your hands in the air and go "whaat?? I thought you wanted more attention for that bellybutton!"
well, there it is! ^^ R&R if you like it! :D
who should i write next?
