Disclaimer: Fairy Tail belongs to Hiro Mashima
Chapter 1: Birth
After who knows how long of being total darkness the so called bright light finally decides to appear! Great, now I won't have to see those creepy shadows or hear a woman say "Juvia, Juvia"! Seriously, it was annoying! Like what the hell man, I know I did a bunch of bad things but that doesn't mean I have to see shadows and hear a woman! That's down right creepy!
I sigh, well I was just a troublemaker, now my foster parents don't have to deal with me. Now I don't have to deal with those stupid assholes who take me in and then send me back to that crappy home. Now I don't have to worry of stupid grades. Because really, when the hell are you going to need math, history, and fucking science in life! Don't get me wrong, I had good grades. Graduated with a 3.80. That's smart, for a troublemaker. I barely graduated to be honest, the fucking principle said I skipped too much school and the fact that I got suspended five times and expelled two times. It wasn't my fault! That asshole took my burrito! He deserved a beating! Also, another asshole was picking on this poor nerd person. It was bully! So I did something. I manage to convince that shitty principle into letting me graduate. Honestly, I didn't care but after saving that nerd, he became my best and only friend. I hanged out with people but they were only acquaintances. That nerdy goofball was the reason I made it through life. He's stupid smile, those blue eyes, shimmering blond hair, he was cute. But was terrible with girls.
I chuckle to myself by remembering him, "¡Por dios! ¡Me enamore de un gringo!"
I won't deny it, I feel head over heals for that guy. Mark Johnson was my hero. I feel tears streaming down my face. Get it together Rosa, I think to myself. Mark was always there for me, he indeed was the reason why I wanted to graduate. He showed me many shows. Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, Criminal Minds, Supernatural, CSI, Bones, Finding Bigfoot, The Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, and even anime. That was something he was so happy about. Meh, to me they were just cartoons, but later hot cartoon guys would appear and bam! I would be like, ay papacito, haz me un hijo. It was me though, who out of curiosity, showed him yuri and yaoi. The yuri, I could easily tell he got an erection. That perv. As for the yaoi, well that made him uncomfortable.
My life was cut short at 18 which was in August. I don't do charity work, but a truck was going at full speed and a stupid brat was walking on the street. The light wasn't red, it was green, and it didn't show any signs of turning red. My body moved by itself, I pushed the kid out of the way and instead I got hit.
That's how I ended up waiting for that stupid so called bright light. I'm not religious, but I do believe that you see someone important when you die... I see no one, just that light. Guess that means the person that is important to me hasn't died... Right, Mark is still alive.
"Peace out creepy shadows, Rosa Hernandez is out!" I say.
I walk/fly to the light. Ugh! It's so bright! As I cross it I blink. What the? Why on earth do I see a woman with blue hair and eyes? Also, why does she look so happy? Órale, esta mujer no es dios ¿ó sí?
"Hello my precious raindrop~" says the woman giving me her hand.
I just look at it. She doesn't expect me to give her my hand, right? She keeps staring at me with hopeful eyes.
I try to say, the hell are you looking at? But instead this come out, "Bah"
The woman squeals, "Aww! Yes my little Juvia, try to speak~"
My eyes widen. What?! Juvia?! My name is Rosa! Wait! Juvia is that creepy stalker girl who wants to get into Gray's pants from Fairy Tail! I mentally scream. Noooo! Please someone tell me I wasn't revived as fucking Juvia Lockser! I would have done much better revived as Erza, Mirajane, Lisanna, Cana, and heck even as Lucy! Why must I be revived as a stalker?! Wait! Maybe is a mistake! Yeah!
The woman picks me up. ¡Vieja carbona, no me cargues! I think myself. The woman puts me on her chest. Wow, she has big tits. Lucky for me there was a mirror.
I look at and see a chubby little girl in a pink mameluco. The little girl has a few curls of blue hair and her eyes are deep blue. That's not me, I tell myself. In fact I move my hand and the mirror baby mimics that. I start to cry.
"Oh what's wrong my little Juvia? Do you have a tummy ache?" asks the woman.
I cry even harder. So I am reborn as Juvia Lockser from Fairy Tail! Is this punishment for beating al those people up and stealing stuff?! I guess it is... I stop to cry to, I guess, my mother's amazement. ¡Ni creas que voy a ser come Juvia! ¡Fíjate que no! I plan to do things my way! If necessary I will rewrite the events that are going to happen next! I will not become Gray's stalker. He's pretty hot though, he can chase me! I will not hide what I have and will not have my hair in those ugly curls like Juvia had when she first appeared. I will most definitely not wear a hat; nor speak in third person! Nor have that stupid tero-bozu doll. I'm gonna be Juvia, my own way.
"Etto, Juvi-chan you have a very devious looking smile." says my mother sweat dropping.
Hehehe, watch me be a Juvia who isn't a stalker. I'll make sure to be strong and less creepy. I can use creepiness to my advantage~
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I was reborn as Juvia, heh! I will change Fairy Tail forever!
Phew, thanks for reading~ Yeah, I'm making Juvia different and the other characters ooc~
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Thanks~ also forgive me for my bad grammar. Also translate the words from Spanish to English, that's your homework XD
