Leif, Sassy, Axle, Leopard, and Bruised were all sitting in their living room nonchalantly when Leif suddenly got an idea. "Hey guys, I think I should make a site where pubescent teenagers can cyber."

Sassy said "no" but Leif was already stroking a nonexistent beard. "I think I'll call it... Omegle."

Everyone else thought that was a terrible name, but Leif had set his mind to it, already designing a shitty logo on his eco-friendly notebook.

BOOM!

A very pale and very ugly creature appeared in the room in a cloud of smoke, pulling out a stick and pointing it at them. It was wearing black robes that swept around its feet and buttoned at the chest. It sneered at them, its snakelike nostrils flaring with each heavy breath it took.

Sassy stumbled back and gripped a table with both hands, hiding behind it, her eyes narrowed into slits almost as thin as the creature's nostrils. Leopard waddled at the creature with a hacksaw in her hand, but halfway there she lost her train of thought and forgot what she was doing. Leif was clinging onto Axle, who looked pissed and was trying to push the older boy off. Bruised continued to knit, either oblivious to the current scene or choosing to ignore it.

The ugly creature parted its cracked lips to whisper menacingly to the group. "I...shall...end...you." It raised the stick a few inches higher, straightening its shoulders and taking in a deep breath. "Avad-"

"'Scuse me." Leif loosened his death grip on Axle and looked at the monster with scared but slightly annoyed eyes. "But this is a violation of section D of the Programmer Handbook and I for one-"

"SILENCE!" Roared the monster, whipping its wand at Leif and mumbling something. Leif screamed as he froze, ice spreading all over his body and finally around his head. He fell to his knees and then face first to the ground, his eyes frozen in the look of shock he possessed before he was cursed.

Everyone groaned at Leif's stupidity, facepalming and cursing him under their breath. Axle ran up and kicked Leif in the shin before quickly resuming his position near the couch.

The ugly white guy looked around with its scarlet eyes, blinking once, and then again. It stood still for a moment, a quick decision flashing before its eyes. A pop, and it was gone.

"What the hell was that about?" Sassy questioned, walking to where the monster stood moments before. She peered suspiciously at the ground, decided it wasn't a threat, and looked at the four other people scattered across the room.

"I don't know." Bruised said, still knitting. "And in all honestly, I don't give a shit. I'm almost done with my design."

Leopard did a sort of jig over to Sassy, stopping beside her and squatting to look at Leif. "Who's gonna carry Frozen Leif over to the fire to warm up?"

"Not me." They all chanted, and Leopard reluctantly grabbed Leif' left foot, grimacing at the cold. She pulled him over to the fireplace, turning it on and throwing Leif on the open flames. Axle stared at it Leif's frozen body sitting in the middle of the fire for a moment before shaking his head.

A few hours later Leif was complaining about third degree burns while everybody else ignored him.

BUT SUDDENLY

A large explosion erupted from the center of the room, gas rolling out of it in short waves, causing all of them to cough and the collapse. A figure could be seen amidst the gas, and it bent over to look at the person closest to it, Bruised. The last thing Bruised saw was the face of Albus Dumbledore.

And then it all went black.